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# I want to know when David Blaine stops shitting in his box.
www.bbc.co.uk/science/humanbody/images/mind/disgust/morescience_disgust/toilet.jpg
(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:05, archived)
# what?
what?
(I helped save b3ta! Jobe, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:06, archived)
# Read the question Bozo!
Only real answers accepted.
(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:06, archived)
# ick
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(I helped save b3ta! Whiffert Support the Free Balogna Movement!, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:06, archived)
# Watch it, you.
Or I'll shit in your box.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:06, archived)
# She'd only enjoy it.
(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:07, archived)
# What happened to the post
we were chatting in?
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:07, archived)
# I think someone must have deleted the thread
the bastards. Did you get any morphine?
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:08, archived)
# and
are you going to write a Dear Dave letter?
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:11, archived)
# What?
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:12, archived)
# Yes i will.
I especially liked the filler letter in the last issue!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:13, archived)
# he
he!
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:14, archived)
# No
I got Amoxycilin, Flucloxicylin, Co_Drydamol and Chloramhenical - quite a trippy combination really!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:13, archived)
# Yeah, but it might
make Whitechapel look better.
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:14, archived)
# Barts is much nicer
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:16, archived)
# Yeah
posh bastards. Though if you were in A&E you'd have been with the pikeys at Whitechapel
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:17, archived)
# I was seen within ten minutes in A&E
within 30 minutes in Ophthalmology (twice) and within 15 minutes in X-ray. We have the best health service in the world - FACT!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:20, archived)
# ooh
what happened?
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:21, archived)
# I had a large infected swelling round my eyes/forehead
Think John Merrick and then some! I (allegedly) have a deep tissue sinus infection (possibly for the last four years) that needs serious attention. Have had my head x-rayed and have to go back to hospital Monday.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:25, archived)
# You mean
you don't really look like that at all?
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:26, archived)
# Not quite that bad!
;P
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:27, archived)
# Glad to hear it.
Right, I'm off to find myself some lunch and then got a 3.30 meeting, so if I'm not back this afternoon the very best to you, the Doc and Chumley.
And lemme know when you're back in on Monday *evil snigger, starts plotting*
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:28, archived)
# Ta
Will be at Barts!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:30, archived)
# ew
and ow.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:27, archived)
# Blimey - I'm impressed!
Quick, write a letter to the East London Advertiser - make a nice change from all those bloody whingers!
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:21, archived)
# Yeah, I've just been looking for that
think the argument about Obelix being Gaulish or not was too much for them.
Edit - I thought you were at Moorfields - damn - missed opportunity there.
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:09, archived)
# dad?
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:14, archived)
# Nah
Just an expectant one with a swolen head.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:16, archived)
# DAMMIT!
He'll be induced soon, then?
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:21, archived)
# Tomorrow!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:25, archived)
# Yippee!
Good luck to the three of you.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:27, archived)
# Well, get in the queue, numbnuts!
I haven't got all day, you know.
(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:07, archived)
# Mmmm
The captain's log!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:07, archived)
# Dawn
that's horrid
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:08, archived)
# Stop getting at me!
You are starting to remind me of La Drawbridge.

I have urges you know, even though I'm a monger.
(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:17, archived)
# No
I'm rather hurt by that.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:27, archived)