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# .
(Armer Farmer, Mon 8 Sep 2003, 12:05, archived)
# i see...
(vork and burlap, Mon 8 Sep 2003, 12:06, archived)
# you want to see a doctor about that.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 8 Sep 2003, 12:06, archived)
# the vet
shirley?
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 8 Sep 2003, 12:11, archived)
# TJ: For sale
1 x handbag (smells slightly of paint, otherwise VGC).
1 x camera (inc. partially developed film of drunk, ugly people).
1 x Pill bottle (anxiety).
100 x misc items.

Serious offers only. No timewasters.
(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Mon 8 Sep 2003, 12:08, archived)
# I'll exchange it for a bucket of spunk.
Deal?
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 8 Sep 2003, 12:09, archived)
# Where did you get a bucket of spunk?
(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Mon 8 Sep 2003, 12:12, archived)
# I made it.
I was going to enter it for the Turner Prize, but instead I'm going to stick my pubes to a side of beef.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 8 Sep 2003, 12:15, archived)
# Just
make sure the butcher's not looking, or he'll make you buy it.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 8 Sep 2003, 12:18, archived)
# terrible!
...sorry wrong punch line!
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 8 Sep 2003, 12:15, archived)
# ooooh
poor taste, that man
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 8 Sep 2003, 12:10, archived)
# down
with that sorta thing.....
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 8 Sep 2003, 12:10, archived)
# Careful now.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 8 Sep 2003, 12:12, archived)
# I'll give you a
one way ticket to hell for that.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Mon 8 Sep 2003, 12:11, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
you absolute cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Mon 8 Sep 2003, 12:12, archived)
# You cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 8 Sep 2003, 12:13, archived)
# argh!
put some clothes on you whore!
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Mon 8 Sep 2003, 12:14, archived)
# Makes
me really wish I'd brushed my hair now...
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 8 Sep 2003, 12:19, archived)
# and maybe
put some clothes on?
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Mon 8 Sep 2003, 12:26, archived)
# I'm wearing shorts,
that'll do until I pop out to Tescos during the cricket lunch break.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 8 Sep 2003, 12:31, archived)
# that
be a very good impression of diana in paris in slow motion....
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 8 Sep 2003, 12:14, archived)
# ew ew ew ew!
(vork and burlap, Mon 8 Sep 2003, 12:15, archived)
# Have a fucking shave.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 8 Sep 2003, 12:17, archived)
# why
do people buy web cams then immediately remove their shirts?
(spook, Mon 8 Sep 2003, 12:20, archived)
# vice versa
for me...
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Mon 8 Sep 2003, 12:26, archived)
# You remove your shirt before buying a webcam?
Dixons should instigate a dress-code if you ask me.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 8 Sep 2003, 12:28, archived)
# yes. i took my shirt off and
strode purposefully into dixons shouting "I AM TEH CAMWHORE!!!!!!!!!11"
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Mon 8 Sep 2003, 12:31, archived)
# Didn't even put one on
(and it ain't a webcam).
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 8 Sep 2003, 12:28, archived)
# Are those hairy
shoulders I see there?
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Mon 8 Sep 2003, 12:21, archived)
# What of it?
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 8 Sep 2003, 12:28, archived)
# Oh.
Nothing, nothing. *ahem* how very macho of you.
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Mon 8 Sep 2003, 12:30, archived)
# Piffle.
He's a pigeon-chested 7st weakling.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 8 Sep 2003, 12:33, archived)
# *sings*
So. Macho.
He's so macho...

Or something like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 8 Sep 2003, 12:33, archived)
# Yep, that pretty much
settles it.
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Mon 8 Sep 2003, 12:35, archived)
#
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 8 Sep 2003, 12:42, archived)
# It's his hairy palms you want to worry about.
I first wrote that as "hairy psalms".
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 8 Sep 2003, 12:30, archived)