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# You cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 8 Sep 2003, 12:13, archived)
# argh!
put some clothes on you whore!
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Mon 8 Sep 2003, 12:14, archived)
# Makes
me really wish I'd brushed my hair now...
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 8 Sep 2003, 12:19, archived)
# and maybe
put some clothes on?
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Mon 8 Sep 2003, 12:26, archived)
# I'm wearing shorts,
that'll do until I pop out to Tescos during the cricket lunch break.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 8 Sep 2003, 12:31, archived)
# that
be a very good impression of diana in paris in slow motion....
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 8 Sep 2003, 12:14, archived)
# ew ew ew ew!
(vork and burlap, Mon 8 Sep 2003, 12:15, archived)
# Have a fucking shave.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 8 Sep 2003, 12:17, archived)
# why
do people buy web cams then immediately remove their shirts?
(spook, Mon 8 Sep 2003, 12:20, archived)
# vice versa
for me...
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Mon 8 Sep 2003, 12:26, archived)
# You remove your shirt before buying a webcam?
Dixons should instigate a dress-code if you ask me.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 8 Sep 2003, 12:28, archived)
# yes. i took my shirt off and
strode purposefully into dixons shouting "I AM TEH CAMWHORE!!!!!!!!!11"
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Mon 8 Sep 2003, 12:31, archived)
# Didn't even put one on
(and it ain't a webcam).
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 8 Sep 2003, 12:28, archived)
# Are those hairy
shoulders I see there?
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Mon 8 Sep 2003, 12:21, archived)
# What of it?
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 8 Sep 2003, 12:28, archived)
# Oh.
Nothing, nothing. *ahem* how very macho of you.
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Mon 8 Sep 2003, 12:30, archived)
# Piffle.
He's a pigeon-chested 7st weakling.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 8 Sep 2003, 12:33, archived)
# *sings*
So. Macho.
He's so macho...

Or something like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 8 Sep 2003, 12:33, archived)
# Yep, that pretty much
settles it.
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Mon 8 Sep 2003, 12:35, archived)
#
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 8 Sep 2003, 12:42, archived)
# It's his hairy palms you want to worry about.
I first wrote that as "hairy psalms".
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 8 Sep 2003, 12:30, archived)