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# Might as well jump on board
(Pig, Mon 8 Sep 2003, 14:11, archived)
# Hasn't this bandwagon been past before?
A good few months ago...
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 8 Sep 2003, 14:13, archived)
# Hang around a bit longer
and it's sure to re-surface again.
(Pig, Mon 8 Sep 2003, 14:14, archived)
# It did
last night.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 8 Sep 2003, 14:16, archived)
# woo
(bryanh99, Mon 8 Sep 2003, 14:22, archived)
# hmmm


to be honest =P
(I helped save b3ta! Sammo, Mon 8 Sep 2003, 14:18, archived)
# it's
/AAP
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 8 Sep 2003, 14:19, archived)
# blah
I don't start college again till tommorow, so I'm allowed to be crap =D
(I helped save b3ta! Sammo, Mon 8 Sep 2003, 14:21, archived)
# I agree it should be stopped
Dunno if I can agree that it's crap
(Pig, Mon 8 Sep 2003, 14:22, archived)
# .

MsgBox "YOUR ALL A BUNCH OF GEEKY TWATS", vbCritical, "TWATS"
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Mon 8 Sep 2003, 14:20, archived)
# .
Application->ShowException(Exception("Only wimps use basic, write in C"))
(I helped save b3ta! Red wine and cheese., Mon 8 Sep 2003, 14:22, archived)
# IL ok?

  .maxstack  4
  IL_0000:  ldstr      "GO FUCK YOURSELF"
  IL_0005:  ldstr      "YARRRR!"
  IL_000a:  ldc.i4.0
  IL_000b:  ldc.i4.s   16
  IL_000d:  call       valuetype [System.Windows.Forms]System.Windows.Forms.DialogResult [System.Windows.Forms]System.Windows.Forms.MessageBox::Show(string,
                                                                                                                                                     string,
                                                                                                                                                     valuetype [System.Windows.Forms]System.Windows.Forms.MessageBoxButtons,
                                                                                                                                                     valuetype [System.Windows.Forms]System.Windows.Forms.MessageBoxIcon)
  IL_0012:  pop
  IL_0013:  ret
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Mon 8 Sep 2003, 14:26, archived)
# Right. Thats it.

  lda #$00
  sta $d020
  sta $d021

  ldx #$00
print_it_print_it_hard
  lda msg,x
  beq alldone
  sta 1024,x
  inx
  jmp print_it_print_it_hard
alldone
  rts

msg
  .byte "STOP! HAMMER TIME!",0
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 8 Sep 2003, 14:28, archived)
# print it hard indeed
fuckin loon 8D
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Mon 8 Sep 2003, 14:29, archived)
# unfortunately,
I can't be arsed to do one in intercal.
(radja, Mon 8 Sep 2003, 14:31, archived)
# intercal rocks.
As does Brainfuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 8 Sep 2003, 14:32, archived)
# I prefer Ook myself
.
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Mon 8 Sep 2003, 14:32, archived)
# i like
Bonk, mostly because I created it when I was bored one evening.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 8 Sep 2003, 14:33, archived)
# get me a spec
and I'll write a Bonk.NET compiler for you. Should be a good excuse to get low down and dirty with IL bytecodes.

No, Really !
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Mon 8 Sep 2003, 14:35, archived)
# its a rubbish language
but the spec is in the archive.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 8 Sep 2003, 14:36, archived)
# all the more reason.
the b3ta archive or yours?
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Mon 8 Sep 2003, 14:38, archived)
# no
the lha archive, on that site.

Right click where it says click, and download it.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 8 Sep 2003, 14:39, archived)
# ahhh. didn't recognise
the lha extension.

Yeah you're right. it's rubbish. but I might do it anyway for no particular reason.
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Mon 8 Sep 2003, 14:43, archived)
# Win32 ASM?
.data
MsgBoxCaption db "Stop!",0
MsgBoxText db "Because this is far too geeky",0

.code
start:
invoke MessageBox, NULL, addr MsgBoxText, addr MsgBoxCaption, MB_OK
invoke ExitProcess, NULL
end start

(I helped save b3ta! Sammo, Mon 8 Sep 2003, 14:30, archived)
# incidentally... here is a version
for the fruit machines i code for a living:


  ld ix,msg
  call aldisIX
  ret

msg
  defm 'STOP! HAMMER TIME!'
  defb 0


Enjoy :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 8 Sep 2003, 14:36, archived)
# And why haven't you written
an MC Hammer fruit machine?
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Mon 8 Sep 2003, 14:39, archived)
# i don't know
but it would be great :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 8 Sep 2003, 14:42, archived)
# 10 PRINT "YOUR ALL GAY"
20 GOTO 10
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 8 Sep 2003, 14:38, archived)
# .

struct EasyStruct myReq = {
  sizeof( struct EasyStruct ),
  NULL,
  "STOP!",
  "Hammer Time!",
  "OK|Cool|Marvelous"
};

EasyRequestArgs( NULL, &myReq, NULL, NULL );


There. I've ported it to a much better OS ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 8 Sep 2003, 14:25, archived)
#
<script language="JavaScript" type="text/JavaScript">
<!--
function MM_popupMsg(msg) { //v1.0
alert(msg);
}
//-->
</script>




<a href="#" onClick="MM_popupMsg('I\rOvbously used DW to make this\r\r\rI hate Javascript')"></a>
(I helped save b3ta! .90Nz0., Mon 8 Sep 2003, 14:29, archived)
# Learn a proper language.
And what does "I hate Java" have to do with JavaScript?!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 8 Sep 2003, 14:30, archived)
# JavaScript is bassed on Java
isn't it?


(I helped save b3ta! .90Nz0., Mon 8 Sep 2003, 14:33, archived)
# No.
They have absolutely nothing at all to do with each other apart from those 4 letters.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 8 Sep 2003, 14:34, archived)
# oh', ok.

(I helped save b3ta! .90Nz0., Mon 8 Sep 2003, 14:35, archived)
# And the fact that Netscape designed it
to interface with Java applets, so therefore shares an API via LiveConnect or whatever the ill-fated thing was called.
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Mon 8 Sep 2003, 14:37, archived)
# <C64>
SYS 8081

</C64>
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Mon 8 Sep 2003, 14:34, archived)
# ahhh
is that the easter egg?
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 8 Sep 2003, 14:34, archived)
# Nah, it just kills the machine
I used to do it in Dixons all the time.
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Mon 8 Sep 2003, 14:36, archived)
# oh ok.
There was an easter egg somewhere or other, but i cant remember now.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 8 Sep 2003, 14:38, archived)