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# i fell asleep at 6pm today
woke up at midnight, and i cant get back to sleep now, and now im hungry

i hold you all indirectly responsable!

(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Tue 9 Sep 2003, 3:45, archived)
# sure thing
would you like some food? I've got plenty
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 9 Sep 2003, 3:46, archived)
# yes please
im naked atm, does that matter?
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Tue 9 Sep 2003, 3:47, archived)
# erm
considering that it's purely hypothetical, I don't suppose it does
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 9 Sep 2003, 3:48, archived)
# Yey!
Hypothetical Naked Hour With Food
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Tue 9 Sep 2003, 3:49, archived)
# *drools*
nope...not at all...

*strips*
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 9 Sep 2003, 3:49, archived)
# who are you people...
where did you come from?

where am i???
(ratface, Tue 9 Sep 2003, 3:46, archived)
# here is my stapler!
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 9 Sep 2003, 3:47, archived)
# oooh
could i borrow that for 20 mins? ;-P
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 9 Sep 2003, 3:48, archived)
# yep :)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 9 Sep 2003, 3:48, archived)
# yay
can do more piercings now ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 9 Sep 2003, 3:49, archived)
# ouch
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 9 Sep 2003, 3:50, archived)
# hehe
no more yet, latest 2 are a little sore.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 9 Sep 2003, 3:50, archived)
# just the thought
of doing them with a stapler
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 9 Sep 2003, 3:51, archived)
# shouldn't be a problem
it'll clamp and pierce at the same time
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 9 Sep 2003, 3:52, archived)
# but staples aren't really sharp
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 9 Sep 2003, 3:54, archived)
# pretty small tho
might go thru, might just fold over
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 9 Sep 2003, 3:55, archived)
# I've seen people staple their fingers before
it looks really painful
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 9 Sep 2003, 3:56, archived)
# hehe
i think i'll stick to needles for now, saves stretching so much
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 9 Sep 2003, 3:57, archived)
# yeah
probably best
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 9 Sep 2003, 3:57, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 9 Sep 2003, 3:59, archived)
# i've stapled
my arm once (don't ask)

they go through flesh quiet readily
(vork and burlap, Tue 9 Sep 2003, 3:56, archived)
# air powered staple guns are fun
i have one in my garage
(I helped save b3ta! rawr isn't really here., Tue 9 Sep 2003, 3:57, archived)
# make sure you
sterilisze it
(vork and burlap, Tue 9 Sep 2003, 3:50, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 9 Sep 2003, 3:54, archived)
# pierce your eyelids
to your bum
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Tue 9 Sep 2003, 3:50, archived)
# hmm
*orders a 500mm barbel*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 9 Sep 2003, 3:51, archived)
# can i have that....
....when you're done.
(ratface, Tue 9 Sep 2003, 3:50, archived)
# you sure you want it?
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 9 Sep 2003, 3:50, archived)
# just wait till you get to lancaster.
midnight trips to popeyes kept me sane.....the number of times id dissappear off the board, only to remerge 20 mins later with chips and a half pound cheeseburger.....
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Tue 9 Sep 2003, 3:47, archived)
# i have my driving test tomorrow tho
(tomorrow being the 10th)

i want to get a proper sleep pattern
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Tue 9 Sep 2003, 3:48, archived)
# we have a popeyes near us
it's awful
(vork and burlap, Tue 9 Sep 2003, 3:50, archived)
# i love this one.....
its fucking great. I lived out of there last year.

I shit you not, 2 weeks into my first term, I went into there and ordered "the usual" and he gave me a doner kebab, no salad or sauce. Fucking cosmic.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Tue 9 Sep 2003, 3:51, archived)
# im sure he wanked in it tho
i know i would
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Tue 9 Sep 2003, 3:53, archived)
# heaven
on earth
(vork and burlap, Tue 9 Sep 2003, 3:54, archived)
# y'know what?
i hold you indirectly responsible for me having a cold
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 9 Sep 2003, 3:47, archived)
# my sleep pattern
has been crazy lately but over the weekend i got it back to normal

but now i'm sat here at 3:49am - so all is well
(vork and burlap, Tue 9 Sep 2003, 3:49, archived)
# i woke up at 4:20pm yesterday.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Tue 9 Sep 2003, 3:50, archived)
# i got up at 8am today
but only because i had to
(vork and burlap, Tue 9 Sep 2003, 3:50, archived)
# I woke up
a half hour ago
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 9 Sep 2003, 3:50, archived)
# First scenario, you're the pope remember, you're in bed, it's wake up time...


Do you...
Get up
Sleep in
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 14 Sep 2003, 23:23, archived)
# why hasn't anyone replied here?
it's number one you daft melons.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Tue 16 Sep 2003, 0:52, archived)
# adds to the suspense
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Tue 16 Sep 2003, 1:15, archived)