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# me
too.

Therefore: BadgerBadgerBadgerBadgerBadgerBadger...
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 10 Sep 2003, 2:57, archived)
# mushrooooooom.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Wed 10 Sep 2003, 2:58, archived)
# SNAAAKKE
SNAKKE!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 10 Sep 2003, 3:00, archived)
# 'shrooms rule
especially as they nearly got me a 3some!
(Visually Distorted Journeys Out My Brain, Wed 10 Sep 2003, 3:01, archived)
# unfortunately
as you were on shrooms

the other 2 were a lamp post and a transit van
(vork and burlap, Wed 10 Sep 2003, 3:03, archived)
# I don't think that
"nearly got me a threesome" should count either.


I've nearly had fifty at once.
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Wed 10 Sep 2003, 3:04, archived)
# last time i was around someone on shrooms
they said i was a very nice telephone and that i shouldn't wear such a silly hat

he then proceeded to vomit on himself
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 10 Sep 2003, 3:04, archived)
# my mate was on them once
he was stood in the middle of our living room thinking he was in a lift

he even asked my brother which floor he wanted
(vork and burlap, Wed 10 Sep 2003, 3:13, archived)
# now there's
nothing wrong with a nice transit van, as long as she's had a good shave, you know.
(I helped save b3ta! b2 I'm not really here..., Wed 10 Sep 2003, 3:05, archived)
# that reminds me.
i need a shave tomorrow. I can smell my moustache.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Wed 10 Sep 2003, 3:06, archived)
# that's
disgusting!
(I helped save b3ta! b2 I'm not really here..., Wed 10 Sep 2003, 3:09, archived)
# Do you have Muff divers
growth?
(Visually Distorted Journeys Out My Brain, Wed 10 Sep 2003, 3:11, archived)
# and that, sir
is even more so!
(I helped save b3ta! b2 I'm not really here..., Wed 10 Sep 2003, 3:13, archived)
# hehehe
same here:)...As I'm looking down at the keys I can see the hairs on my lip...it's doing my head in!

And making my chin itchy:)
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Wed 10 Sep 2003, 3:18, archived)
# first laugh out loud moment of the night that.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Wed 10 Sep 2003, 3:05, archived)
# ThAt's why I bought a digital camera
to prove that at certain evemts I wasn't hgallucinating. If you want to see the pic I can post!!
(Visually Distorted Journeys Out My Brain, Wed 10 Sep 2003, 3:06, archived)
# Right that does it I'm uploading the whole thing to my site . Give me a mo!
*Loads up pictures and remeber guilt as to why the 3some didn't occur.

It was because when they asked for one we were 20 mins from home and I'm sorry but I can't shag a 17 year old bloke and a 19 year old lass in 20 min. Even If I'm 'shrooming my tits off.
(Visually Distorted Journeys Out My Brain, Wed 10 Sep 2003, 3:09, archived)