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(kerouac, Wed 10 Sep 2003, 2:55, archived)
# been drinking?
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Wed 10 Sep 2003, 2:57, archived)
# i like the way this
christina is heading
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 10 Sep 2003, 3:03, archived)
# who?

(I helped save b3ta! b2 I'm not really here..., Wed 10 Sep 2003, 3:04, archived)
# song by my band.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Wed 10 Sep 2003, 3:05, archived)
# I guess
I should give her a listen, then.
(I helped save b3ta! b2 I'm not really here..., Wed 10 Sep 2003, 3:06, archived)
#
www.publicide.co.uk


I do all the guitar work on there.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Wed 10 Sep 2003, 3:07, archived)
# its very nice
relaxed for my standard but i need some chillout music

*random track = Mad Capsule Markets - RL (Pulse)*
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 10 Sep 2003, 3:08, archived)
# pulse is fucking cool.
but I prefer tribe. You ever listen to any Snot?
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Wed 10 Sep 2003, 3:09, archived)
# nah i haven't
what they like...

have u heard of Fony, im a BIG HUGE FAN i have all there signatures on a cd hazzah and so on

ooh one minute silence - fish out of water
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 10 Sep 2003, 3:11, archived)
# only heard one song by fony, and wasnt very impressed to be honest.
it was that "Chore again".


Check out "snot" by snot. Fuckign psycho wah riff, and Lynn Strait Barking vox like a fucking rabid dog. Its incredible.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Wed 10 Sep 2003, 3:13, archived)
# haha, well each to there own
this week i av been mostly listening to

Rakoth

and some of The Haunted
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 10 Sep 2003, 3:14, archived)
# This week I have mostly been listening to
Sugarcult and The Starting Line
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Wed 10 Sep 2003, 3:21, archived)
# y'know
some ID3 tags on the tracks would be nice :-)

listening now, fucking good :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 10 Sep 2003, 3:07, archived)
# ID3?
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Wed 10 Sep 2003, 3:07, archived)
# yeah
holds the name and info for the tracks, rather than just "track 1" or whatever if you right click a file in winamp and goto file info, you can edit them :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 10 Sep 2003, 3:09, archived)
# scroll down
and wear silly hat
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 10 Sep 2003, 3:05, archived)
# It's a fuggin class song!
Have a stab at When It Comes Around next!

That fucker blew my headphones...no shit! :(...wankers, they were decent headphones too!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Wed 10 Sep 2003, 3:08, archived)
# it was deliberate...
I told the producer to make the kick-in louder than the intro...
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Wed 10 Sep 2003, 3:11, archived)
# me
too.

Therefore: BadgerBadgerBadgerBadgerBadgerBadger...
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 10 Sep 2003, 2:57, archived)
# mushrooooooom.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Wed 10 Sep 2003, 2:58, archived)
# SNAAAKKE
SNAKKE!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 10 Sep 2003, 3:00, archived)
# 'shrooms rule
especially as they nearly got me a 3some!
(Visually Distorted Journeys Out My Brain, Wed 10 Sep 2003, 3:01, archived)
# unfortunately
as you were on shrooms

the other 2 were a lamp post and a transit van
(vork and burlap, Wed 10 Sep 2003, 3:03, archived)
# I don't think that
"nearly got me a threesome" should count either.


I've nearly had fifty at once.
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Wed 10 Sep 2003, 3:04, archived)
# last time i was around someone on shrooms
they said i was a very nice telephone and that i shouldn't wear such a silly hat

he then proceeded to vomit on himself
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 10 Sep 2003, 3:04, archived)
# my mate was on them once
he was stood in the middle of our living room thinking he was in a lift

he even asked my brother which floor he wanted
(vork and burlap, Wed 10 Sep 2003, 3:13, archived)
# now there's
nothing wrong with a nice transit van, as long as she's had a good shave, you know.
(I helped save b3ta! b2 I'm not really here..., Wed 10 Sep 2003, 3:05, archived)
# that reminds me.
i need a shave tomorrow. I can smell my moustache.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Wed 10 Sep 2003, 3:06, archived)
# that's
disgusting!
(I helped save b3ta! b2 I'm not really here..., Wed 10 Sep 2003, 3:09, archived)
# Do you have Muff divers
growth?
(Visually Distorted Journeys Out My Brain, Wed 10 Sep 2003, 3:11, archived)
# and that, sir
is even more so!
(I helped save b3ta! b2 I'm not really here..., Wed 10 Sep 2003, 3:13, archived)
# hehehe
same here:)...As I'm looking down at the keys I can see the hairs on my lip...it's doing my head in!

And making my chin itchy:)
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Wed 10 Sep 2003, 3:18, archived)
# first laugh out loud moment of the night that.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Wed 10 Sep 2003, 3:05, archived)
# ThAt's why I bought a digital camera
to prove that at certain evemts I wasn't hgallucinating. If you want to see the pic I can post!!
(Visually Distorted Journeys Out My Brain, Wed 10 Sep 2003, 3:06, archived)
# Right that does it I'm uploading the whole thing to my site . Give me a mo!
*Loads up pictures and remeber guilt as to why the 3some didn't occur.

It was because when they asked for one we were 20 mins from home and I'm sorry but I can't shag a 17 year old bloke and a 19 year old lass in 20 min. Even If I'm 'shrooming my tits off.
(Visually Distorted Journeys Out My Brain, Wed 10 Sep 2003, 3:09, archived)
# i'm semi-drunk
and if i want more beer i have to go outside to the shed and get some

it's raining
(vork and burlap, Wed 10 Sep 2003, 2:59, archived)
# ditto
beer in garage though
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 10 Sep 2003, 3:01, archived)
# oh fuck it
i'm going for some
(vork and burlap, Wed 10 Sep 2003, 3:02, archived)
# hehehe :)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Wed 10 Sep 2003, 2:59, archived)
# ditttttttttttttto
ditto ditto
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Wed 10 Sep 2003, 3:00, archived)
# I must be one of the lucky ones
coz first of all I'm old enough to buy it myself and secondly I have a half consumed bottle of red wine sat next my now needing to be filled glass.

BTW are women from the same region of humanity as men?
(Visually Distorted Journeys Out My Brain, Wed 10 Sep 2003, 3:03, archived)
# wimmin are a different species
as far as i can tell
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 10 Sep 2003, 3:04, archived)
# I think all humans are strange
they think the same of me though
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Wed 10 Sep 2003, 3:06, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 10 Sep 2003, 3:08, archived)
# Good I would much rather that
certain females were able to discuss things in the language I call English not Giggle and Fuck off first thing yesterday morning.
(Visually Distorted Journeys Out My Brain, Wed 10 Sep 2003, 3:18, archived)
# What region are
YOU from, and maybe I'll tell you.
(I helped save b3ta! b2 I'm not really here..., Wed 10 Sep 2003, 3:08, archived)
# Depends on your political beliefs
Either East Yorkshire or North Humberside.
(Visually Distorted Journeys Out My Brain, Wed 10 Sep 2003, 3:16, archived)
# Urm,
Where I am it's either Lower East Side, or Upstate.
(I helped save b3ta! b2 I'm not really here..., Wed 10 Sep 2003, 3:22, archived)
# That'll teach you for
going on a site that tend to be inhabited (for want of a better word) by British B3tans"
(Visually Distorted Journeys Out My Brain, Wed 10 Sep 2003, 3:29, archived)
# HA!
That teaches me NOTHING! You've already forgotten I'm a stupid American and will never learn anything. (But I do know what region girls are from.)
(I helped save b3ta! b2 I'm not really here..., Wed 10 Sep 2003, 3:41, archived)
# Sorry
Believe me even if you know what region they're from. They still make no sense.

Now I'm going to confess something strange but it is only coz I can barel;y drink let alone type but. For the last 6 weeks I've been intermate with my ex (of 6 years') best fiend. It should probably be noted that I've known the mate in question for as long as my ex has known her. But I'm getting shit for the situation, only to find out
(and believe me it's worth the wait that) My ex is now fucking her twin sisters first, all I can say is
read my poem here www.vdjomb.com/metaphors/poem_33.htm
(Visually Distorted Journeys Out My Brain, Wed 10 Sep 2003, 3:51, archived)
# Oh. Eh, well.
It seems these women are from a region known to most as Hell. Run, as quickly and as far as you can. No, really.
Good luck!
(I helped save b3ta! b2 I'm not really here..., Wed 10 Sep 2003, 4:06, archived)
# Believe me by this time next year
I will have left such a mess behind me that 6 months in Perth is going to seem like 3.5 seconds in heaven.
(Visually Distorted Journeys Out My Brain, Wed 10 Sep 2003, 4:10, archived)
# lucky git
i tried, but i'd only got 3 shots of vodka left after my last binge :-(
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 10 Sep 2003, 3:03, archived)
# I can recommend
1 mushroom each (not just caps) and 6 hours travelling back from Ipswitch in very close proxcimity. All sort of things tend to get discussed, but don't try to pretend you are not off your tit when I certainly was.
(Visually Distorted Journeys Out My Brain, Wed 10 Sep 2003, 3:21, archived)