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# Hmm...
Cthonics is much better :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 30 Jan 2002, 3:26, archived)
# and is now
sort of load balancing between two sites
(in direct contravention to their hosting policy btw :)
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Wed 30 Jan 2002, 3:41, archived)
# clever
load balanced eh? do you check a random number to see which DB you query?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 30 Jan 2002, 4:13, archived)
# NO
that's why I said 'sort of' - they both use the same
database - the bandwidth limiter seems to stop http request, but not database requests :)
It just serves pages from alternate sites as lumpbucket suggested.
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Wed 30 Jan 2002, 4:27, archived)
# I've been "load balancing" ...
The Top 10, but wish I could stop thinking about Lolitas!

First prize will have to go to the first person to find a Googlewhack with "christmas" in it. I;ve tried short words, got down to 4 pages thanks to particle physics, and even got down to 2 pages with Metazoic, but no Whacks. Can anyone Whack christmas??? My challenge to the B3ta crew.
(I helped save b3ta! grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Wed 30 Jan 2002, 4:31, archived)
# (mud)I'm gonna be capernoited this christmas(/mud)
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=capernoited+christmas

scores 1 or 2 results, depending on which way the wind is blowing.
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 30 Jan 2002, 5:51, archived)
# woohoo
'Xmas conventicle' (bring a dessert) resulted in a Googlewhack with a score of 4,560,000,000 (2850 x 1600000)
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=xmas+conventicle
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 30 Jan 2002, 5:55, archived)
# Ursiform Christmas
(Bear shaped Christmas)



Score for 'christmas' is 14,700,000.
Score for 'ursiform' is 32.

Combined score is: 470,400,000
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 30 Jan 2002, 6:01, archived)
# Here's one
christmas choriambuses = 13,400,000 x 9 = 132,300,000

www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=christmas+choriambuses&btnG=Google+Search
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 30 Jan 2002, 6:05, archived)
# ingenious
i love the high skilled abuse of free services.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 30 Jan 2002, 4:41, archived)