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# This took me all fecking morning
I didnt have a web connection so I just shopped the images I had knocking arround

(Pokes badgers with spoons, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 0:13, archived)
# hahahah
that's mental.

i love it!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 0:14, archived)
# thanks
and congrat's on the doctorate
(Pokes badgers with spoons, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 0:15, archived)
# hehe
it's less a doctorate, more evidence i'm not safe to be let outside

as in i give it to myself after i cut my frenulum the other night :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 0:16, archived)
# Im pretty sure that deserves a Dr
brrrrrr (shivers)
(Pokes badgers with spoons, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 0:19, archived)
# hehe
was nothing major at all
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 0:20, archived)
# Jeeze
What would success have afforded you?
(I helped save b3ta! xian, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 0:19, archived)
# um?
it's early and i'm sober, what do you mean?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 0:20, archived)
# I mean
You get a doctorate for severing your frenulum. Was this deliberate or a slip while performing some more home surgery?
(I helped save b3ta! xian, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 0:22, archived)
# was deliberate
had a tight frenulum, now don't have much of a frenulum
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 0:23, archived)
# I take it this was not
the one in your mouth, then

(connects tongue to floor of mouth)
(I helped save b3ta! xian, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 0:24, archived)
# hehe
nope, although i would quite like to pierce the mouth one
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 0:25, archived)
# Rather than your tongue?
(I helped save b3ta! xian, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 0:26, archived)
# yeah
well, might do my tongue too
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 0:28, archived)
# I think that's what he meant to do.
It's something that holds the foreskin over the head of the penis. Cutting it can give a heightened state of sexual arousal.
(I helped save b3ta! GR33DY, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 0:21, archived)
# and of course
a cock that works right, was a little too tight before
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 0:22, archived)
# .
liiiiitle too much information there, but I'm happy for you ;p
(I helped save b3ta! GR33DY, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 0:23, archived)
# hehe
sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 0:25, archived)
# Now I have my answer (from above)
So it does sound like you deserve your honorific.

A discernible improvement?
(I helped save b3ta! xian, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 0:23, archived)
# yeah
tis quite a bit better
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 0:26, archived)
# Pleased for you
that you have freedom
(I helped save b3ta! xian, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 0:28, archived)
# *groan*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 0:29, archived)
# thats superb
also mild mindpiss for the one i'm just struggling with..
(treeface, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 0:24, archived)
# haha
that's nuts!
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 0:15, archived)
# thats a bit large
for the dialuppers (200k ish is the tops)

but it is rather good
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Fri 12 Sep 2003, 0:15, archived)
# sorry my bad
didn't realise - its only 250 wide so maybe all the weight is in the length - chortle
(Pokes badgers with spoons, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 0:26, archived)
# hehe
nice
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 0:16, archived)
# I actually lolled then.
(I helped save b3ta! GR33DY, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 0:17, archived)
# Heh!
super
(I helped save b3ta! Quelabra Don't Knock New York, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 0:29, archived)
# Ooooh...limo for the rich. Pope's don't do that.
It's been fitted with the Vatican Bomb and has blown you to holy bits.



40% worthy, not worthy enough it seems.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 14 Sep 2003, 22:17, archived)
# Goddamit
I've got every one of these wrong so far. I'm the crappest pope ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Mon 15 Sep 2003, 22:05, archived)
# technically, you're probably a very good pope
if you keep getting ressurected.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Tue 16 Sep 2003, 1:18, archived)