that pun is so painful
you should be shot
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evil pixie,
Sat 13 Sep 2003, 17:57,
archived)
Obviously you don't watch BBC2 comedy nights
these days the puns are so painful that you'd lap this one up like a laplandish lapdancer.
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Johnny2 Harrumph!,
Sat 13 Sep 2003, 18:00,
archived)
with a
lapdog?
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Mingus wonders where all the time went,
Sat 13 Sep 2003, 18:01,
archived)
and a laptop
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popt_art,
Sat 13 Sep 2003, 18:02,
archived)
Almost certainly
provided its name is Lappy McLappington the Third of Lapcity, Lapworld. Just east of Scunthorpe.
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Johnny2 Harrumph!,
Sat 13 Sep 2003, 18:03,
archived)