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[challenge entry] How to recognise policemen: Part 1


Look out for the long arm of the law.

From the Photoshop the Police challenge. See all 443 entries (closed)

(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 17:53, archived)
# again,
I wouldn't.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 17:54, archived)
# again,
She wouldn't.
(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 17:56, archived)
# Neither of them would.
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 17:58, archived)
# I wouldn't either
but I'd take their beer.
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Sat 13 Sep 2003, 17:56, archived)
# that pun is so painful
you should be shot
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 17:57, archived)
# Obviously you don't watch BBC2 comedy nights
these days the puns are so painful that you'd lap this one up like a laplandish lapdancer.
(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 18:00, archived)
# with a
lapdog?
(I helped save b3ta! Mingus wonders where all the time went, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 18:01, archived)
# and a laptop
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 18:02, archived)
# Almost certainly
provided its name is Lappy McLappington the Third of Lapcity, Lapworld. Just east of Scunthorpe.
(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 18:03, archived)