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# Avast ye!
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Sun 14 Sep 2003, 16:04, archived)
# I always
wondered what "shiver me timbers" meant. Now I know. Thankyou
(I helped save b3ta! Detrius521, Sun 14 Sep 2003, 16:05, archived)
# Explain.
They sell shivered timbers, but what is the process by which they are shivered? You claim to know. Tell me.

TELL ME!

Sorry for the shouting. I've been overstimulated by Villa defeatage.
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Sun 14 Sep 2003, 16:22, archived)
# LOL!
hehehehehe
(I helped save b3ta! sof sof, Sun 14 Sep 2003, 16:05, archived)
# they don't wobble
as much though
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 14 Sep 2003, 16:06, archived)
# Ha ha
I like.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Sun 14 Sep 2003, 16:07, archived)
# aw Jesus!
that`s class!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 14 Sep 2003, 16:07, archived)
# thats class that is
avast ye, land ahoy
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Sun 14 Sep 2003, 16:07, archived)
# ello you...
...got any fairy tales for me today?

gwan, be creative :o)
(reefus-, Sun 14 Sep 2003, 16:09, archived)
# hello...not today i'm afraid
i am exceptionally hung over and seem to have double vision in my left eye
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Sun 14 Sep 2003, 16:11, archived)
# ohhh id get a doc to see that
(Alpen, Sun 14 Sep 2003, 16:12, archived)
# dr pepper?
mixed with vodka
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Sun 14 Sep 2003, 16:13, archived)
# Aww :o(
Here, have some first class Essex-based sympathy :o(

*hugs and that*
(reefus-, Sun 14 Sep 2003, 16:14, archived)
# once upon a time
There was a girl called little red riding hood
She grew up and became a lawyer.
The end

sorry!
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Sun 14 Sep 2003, 16:12, archived)
# once
upon a time there lived a little girl called susan....she would happily play around the garden of her grandmothers house,picking flowers and playing with her small doll.However one day that all came to a end when a train derailed and smashed into the small cottage killing them both in their sleep...

the end.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sun 14 Sep 2003, 16:14, archived)
# beautiful.
*wipes away tear*
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Sun 14 Sep 2003, 16:18, archived)
# I
surprise myself at times...
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sun 14 Sep 2003, 16:19, archived)
# Two sides to every story
Once upon a time, there was a train driver called malcolm. He would happily drive his train up and down the train track all day.
But one day he went too fast and the train derailled. It crashed into a house where a grandmother lived with her granddaughter and killed both of them while they were sleeping.

The end.
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Sun 14 Sep 2003, 16:19, archived)
# was
he drunk or dependant on booze ?...or was it a poorly maintained rail network which caused this unfortunate accident which would not of occured under a blah de blah goverment....
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sun 14 Sep 2003, 16:23, archived)
# it was a poorly maintained rail network
which caused this unfortunate accident which would not of occured under a blah de blah goverment....
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Sun 14 Sep 2003, 16:35, archived)
# Yaaaaaaaar
Splice the woo's
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 14 Sep 2003, 16:08, archived)
# Yarrrrrrrrrrrrr
Only 5 days to go
(Icouldsleepforever, Sun 14 Sep 2003, 16:09, archived)
# Oh deary deary deary me!
YARRRRRRRR!

Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! The Boy T, Sun 14 Sep 2003, 16:12, archived)
# ha ha!
yarrrrrr!
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Sun 14 Sep 2003, 16:17, archived)
# I can only express my love for that with a woo:
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 15 Sep 2003, 2:22, archived)
# Is that Matthew Kelly
On the left?

YarrrrrTASTIC! Roll on friday.
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Bastardo, Mon 15 Sep 2003, 9:19, archived)