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# I want!!!!!!!
my life would be so much simpler
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 16 Sep 2003, 20:46, archived)
# control panel -> mouse
reconfigure a mouse button ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Tue 16 Sep 2003, 20:47, archived)
# only works
if you have a mouse with extra buttons, and drivers that support it...
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 16 Sep 2003, 20:47, archived)
# my mouse has 5 buttons and a wheel on it
only use 3 and the wheel though
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 16 Sep 2003, 20:48, archived)
# I beat you
by one wheel... dead handy, although I'm sure I'm supposed to make more imaginative usage of them than just going forwards/back through pages/folders
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 16 Sep 2003, 20:50, archived)
# ive got a wheel on my keyboard
that just gets in the way. I wanted one with a trackball, but ebuyer weren't selling them.
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Tue 16 Sep 2003, 20:52, archived)
# I have one of them too
but I don't use hardly any of the extra buttons... I don't even use windows-key shortcuts
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 16 Sep 2003, 20:53, archived)
# i wouldn't use anything above 98
for along time because they changed some keyboard shortcuts. ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Tue 16 Sep 2003, 20:55, archived)
# I'm still using 98
but I don't even have a windows key : (
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 16 Sep 2003, 20:56, archived)
# I don't have a mouse!
I feel left out of all this "mouse" talk.

it's the same as when all the big kids talk of boobies!

waaaaah!
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 16 Sep 2003, 20:52, archived)
# No mouse?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Tue 16 Sep 2003, 20:53, archived)
# Terrible!
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 16 Sep 2003, 20:54, archived)
# Graphics tablet?
Trackball?
Synaptics pad?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Tue 16 Sep 2003, 20:55, archived)
# direct
synaptic interface
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 16 Sep 2003, 20:55, archived)
# Blimeh!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Tue 16 Sep 2003, 20:56, archived)
# Biofeedback unit.
(goat thinks you're shit, Tue 16 Sep 2003, 20:56, archived)
# I've got a laptop
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 16 Sep 2003, 20:56, archived)
# No cursor control, or
a nipple mouse, or
a synaptics pad?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Tue 16 Sep 2003, 20:57, archived)
# I don't know the technical term
but it looks nothing like any mouse I've ever seen!
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 16 Sep 2003, 20:58, archived)
# How rare.
is it a nipple in the middle of the keyboard, a la Toshiba, or a pad you move your finger around on?

Or something else?

sorry, nosey
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Tue 16 Sep 2003, 20:59, archived)
# It's a pad
I move my finger eroticly over....
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 16 Sep 2003, 21:01, archived)
# Yeah,
I'm using one of those on my laptop at the moment.

It is generally called a Synaptics pad after the company that developed them, and hold 90% of the pad-type HMI devices market, Synaptics Corp.

/geek
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Tue 16 Sep 2003, 21:03, archived)
# no
it's generally called a touchpad, 'cause no-one cares who invented them, and you touch them a lot

:P
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 16 Sep 2003, 21:04, archived)
# touchpad sounds about right
i agree with you justhere, knower of all knowledge.
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 16 Sep 2003, 21:06, archived)
# Oh, well
thats what most people who work for the Dixons group call them because they can't pronounce Synaptics :D

I mainly hear them called Synaptics, but then I work with a lot of computer geeks...
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Tue 16 Sep 2003, 21:07, archived)
# I hate those things
I keep getting other fingers in the way so that the cursor suddenly jumps to the other side of the screen.

Hence getting the posh mouse that could do loads of great things, but only has one functional button.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Tue 16 Sep 2003, 21:05, archived)
# ah
it's all done with bailing wire and guesswork then
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 16 Sep 2003, 20:57, archived)
# Our department had a forcefeedback mouse
it was fun, if a little pointless.

They were working on mounting a tactile array on one last time i looked.
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Tue 16 Sep 2003, 20:59, archived)
# mmmmmmm
boobies...
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 16 Sep 2003, 20:53, archived)
# evening ms viper
nicorette patches not working eh!
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 16 Sep 2003, 20:57, archived)
# just using
willpower and lack of money
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 16 Sep 2003, 21:00, archived)
# forget about the health side of things
it's flippin' expensive.
glad i never started to be honest!
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 16 Sep 2003, 21:02, archived)
# I started 13 years ago
when I didn't know any better
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 16 Sep 2003, 21:03, archived)
# sorry, not been in the land
of 3 button mice for a while.
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Tue 16 Sep 2003, 20:49, archived)
# which I haven't
not even a scrolly wheel
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 16 Sep 2003, 20:49, archived)
# Perhaps
a whip round is in order...
It could be a campaign.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Tue 16 Sep 2003, 20:50, archived)
# don't
get her started on whips!
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 16 Sep 2003, 20:55, archived)
# it's not a whip
it's a belt...
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 16 Sep 2003, 20:55, archived)
# multi-
function.

Hmmm.
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Tue 16 Sep 2003, 20:56, archived)
# indeed
I might wear it to the Halloween bash.. it's like a cat o' nine tails
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 16 Sep 2003, 21:01, archived)
# perhaps if my
b3ta donation hadn't cost me £38 in bank charges on top of my actual donation, I could have afforded to replace my current mouse. not that I'm bitter or anything.
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 16 Sep 2003, 20:55, archived)
# Yep
the poxy drivers for my mouse don't fucking work - useless cunts.

Still, it is a nice mouse - even if it does have a superfluous button and scroll wheel/button.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Tue 16 Sep 2003, 20:55, archived)