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# cor!
I'm going to win that competition
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:38, archived)
# But I always thought you was a girly.
Unless you're talking about a pant beard...
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:40, archived)
# She's a lesbian.
They all have precocious body hair.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:41, archived)
# Twirled into strange and wonderful
shapes, one hopes. Like topiary.
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:42, archived)
# Pant beard!
Nice mental images....
(Goatse not a comedy account, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:42, archived)
# yo'uve obviously not met her ;)
*scarpers*
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:44, archived)
# lucky him
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:47, archived)
# pfffft
an honour bestowed on only the lucky few i'd say...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:48, archived)
# Shame they're blinded after meeting me
And people said Medusa had it hard!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:50, archived)
# Lucky Girl
(I helped save b3ta! Mornington Crescent Come the Envolution ..., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:02, archived)
# I'm sure
you am nice...
(Goatse not a comedy account, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:49, archived)
# I'm a bearded lady
And I have a swirling moustachio too.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:44, archived)
# If you make it to Cuba, go to the Hotel Mares in
Guardalavaca, just to see the mustachioed lady on the crepe stand at brekkie. She cultivates a mustache better than any man I've ever seen. Try to talk to her without staring bug eyed at it. Amazing.
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:47, archived)
# Once when I was working in a supermarket
I served a woman who had a wispy 15cm white beard, tied neatly with a pink ribbon in a bow. It was lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:51, archived)
# "Pant Beard ..."
That is a phrase that I don't hear enough

"Pant Beard"
"Pant Beard"
"Pant Beard"
(I helped save b3ta! Mornington Crescent Come the Envolution ..., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:48, archived)