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# because some nobber had a cup of coffee with no lid on
sat in her car, wedged it between her legs then drove off and sued the company who sold the coffee to her (or at least tried to)
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:56, archived)
# Let's hope it
sterilised her cunt, eh? Be terrible if she managed to breed.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:57, archived)
# wasn't that the mcdonalds case.
and the one with the apple pie.

and the one where the toilet seat fell down on a mans cock.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:57, archived)
# i think it was McDonalds yes
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:58, archived)
# Hang on, a toilet seat fell on a man's cock?
Think about it. Either he was a midget, and had draped his cock across the rim of the bog, or had a very long penis. The arc of a falling bog seat would miss even my enormous trouser snake.
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:01, archived)
# Wasn't
that a penis fly trap?
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:13, archived)
# Ive shot people for better puns than that....
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:17, archived)
# i thought itd be something like that....
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:57, archived)