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# 'CRASH TEAM CRASH TEAM'
*body flexs under high voltage shock*
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:02, archived)
# Something or other STAT!
(I helped save b3ta! A!. touching Shatner's Bassoon., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:03, archived)
# stop pissing about.
you have a woman. Superwoman if memory serves!
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:03, archived)
# I know but even though I'm on a strict diet
I can still look at the menu!
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:05, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:18, archived)
# Poor bear
Young Batsgirl's playing merry hell with your dicky ticker, isn't she?
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:03, archived)
# I read that as something else
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:06, archived)
# I thought
you would
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:12, archived)
# the b3tan girls
are exceedingly adept at leading the b3tan boys around by their John Thomas'... mostly because they're usually quite good looking and the guys are a bunch of computer-geeks

/ducks flames from the lads
(I helped save b3ta! packetslut, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:09, archived)
# or possibly I'm
a bit of a flirt-a-holic.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:11, archived)
# I read that as
something else

*PARP*
(I helped save b3ta! Mornington Crescent Come the Envolution ..., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:15, archived)
# have you tried
flirtaholics annymous? they have this 12 step programme.... yada yada yada
(I helped save b3ta! packetslut, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:15, archived)
# And there ain't nothing wrong with that.
Men are generally rubbish at it though. That's where most of the problems come from...a man interprets a flirtatious remark or a measure of body language as a "come on", whereas in actuality it is simply a "come on, I'll have a look at you".
\rant
(I helped save b3ta! A!. touching Shatner's Bassoon., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:16, archived)
# most interesting
*scribbles notes*
(I helped save b3ta! bleepbloop, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:19, archived)
# well yeah
if I slept with everyone I flirt with, I would have a lot of regrets and very sore bits!
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:19, archived)
# And be very, very tired.
;)
(I helped save b3ta! A!. touching Shatner's Bassoon., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:22, archived)
# that sounds most appropriate
.
(I helped save b3ta! bleepbloop, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:11, archived)
# Some of the boys
are lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:12, archived)
# What she said
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:13, archived)
# I now you mean me,
all of you.
YOU ALL WANT ME!!
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:16, archived)
# *sigh*
Alas tis true.
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:18, archived)
# There's no alas about it
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:19, archived)
# There's nothing quite like
forbidden passion fruit.
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:20, archived)
# Better to face the truth
than to die a bitter lesbian.

Keats, 1876
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:20, archived)
# not many
though
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:23, archived)
# You're alright,
you're not me, granted, but...you know...you have a certain charm.
I'd shag you...if I was gay...or a woman.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:25, archived)
# thanks for that ringing
endorsement
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:31, archived)
# ew
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:33, archived)
# Well you know,
I like to big people up.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:34, archived)
# are you boasting
about your girth?
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:37, archived)
# Yes,
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:39, archived)