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# She lives in a basket by the fire,
and when no-one is looking.
She moves her basket closer,
and I can smell her cooking.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:32, archived)
# I took Meat Kitten to the vet
She wasn't feeling perky
Her nose, instead of cold and wet,
Was dried-up like beef jerky.
(I helped save b3ta! MissPrism, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:42, archived)
# The vet said,
"I'm so sorry,
and I don't mean to sound so rude,
but the only way to help Meat Kitten,
Is to get her Barbecued."
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:52, archived)
# He said to keep her in the fridge
So she would last much longer.
Meat Kitten very soon was cured,*
And every day grew stronger.
* geddit?
(I helped save b3ta! MissPrism, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 12:01, archived)
# hahaha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:53, archived)