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# its a buddy, buddy
cop movie thing.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:42, archived)
# yeh, i'm the ninja,
and he's like a cooler version of shaft, and not as gay
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:43, archived)
# with a bit
of Dirty Dancing for good measure
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:45, archived)
# you can be the sassy
police chief from the netherlands who gives us the missions
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:48, archived)
# I'll have a truncheon and handcuffs
But have to keep them hidden or the pair of you would never get any work done.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:49, archived)
# mmm
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:50, archived)
# You're going to
"hide the truncheon"?
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:51, archived)
# Yup
up your arse. You'll be my buxom secretary who has a crush on bovine and Sunshine, but they'll never succumb to your charms.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:57, archived)
# can we kick
him in the nads too
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:58, archived)
# You'll only
turn him on
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 12:02, archived)
# Wassup foo.
No way, honky jive-ass white honky ho, this nigger don't go hidin no porky food stuff wid no damn jive ass white dutch police chief bitch ho.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:57, archived)
# Not sure I understand your banter,
old bean
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 12:11, archived)
# she could hide a boxful of truncheons
have you seen her arse?
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:58, archived)
# Ah, that would explain this then.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 12:04, archived)
# Ah...
my crowning glory
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 12:12, archived)
# "Sunshine and Bovine"
"Protecting the board from the scum of the internet"

/goes to register movie rights.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:44, archived)
# they're giving a press conference behind the bike sheds
if you need them both
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:46, archived)
# Look,
I'm still waiting for Samsonite to show, so keep away.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:47, archived)
# You should
be careful, it's inevitable that one of you will be shot before the end.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:47, archived)
# bovine will take a bullet for me
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:51, archived)
# Don't give me
that jive-assed bullshit.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:53, archived)
# what,
the ninja always lives
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:55, archived)