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# That's good.
I'm currently trying to right a song called 'There is no spoon'
(Visually Distorted Journeys Out My Brain, Sun 28 Sep 2003, 4:40, archived)
# I think that's wrong
not write
(I helped save b3ta! xian, Sun 28 Sep 2003, 4:42, archived)
# "Its like 10,000 knives
when all you need is a spoon"?
(Marwood, Sun 28 Sep 2003, 4:42, archived)
# all youd need is a welder :)
(the three chickens wrench sauce says my cat is evil, Sun 28 Sep 2003, 4:53, archived)
# Ahem
There is no spoon on my table,
and i want some fucking soup.
How am i supposed to eat it,
Not having a ladle is just poop!
I wish i had a spoon,
either wooden or silver,
cos if i had a spoon,
then i'd sing "cry me a river"

*cough*
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Sun 28 Sep 2003, 4:42, archived)
# Waiter
Waiter, try my soup

Why sir? Is there something wrong with it?

Just try my soup

I can take it back if you like sir?

Just try my soup

Would you like me to swap it for something else?

Look, just try my soup

Ok... where's the spoon?

Aaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.....

(Coming To America)
(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Sun 28 Sep 2003, 6:01, archived)
# then send it to Joel Veitch...
he can make spongemonkeys dance to it or some such thing... ;)
(kitznegari, Sun 28 Sep 2003, 6:48, archived)