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# why did the girl fall off the bike
cos she got hit by a fridge
(metooleopard free Graze box-enter LCNT12M at www.graze.com, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 21:53, archived)
# can I smell you cunt?
No? Must be your feet then.
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 21:54, archived)
# i rock
and therefore eat many sausages
(metooleopard free Graze box-enter LCNT12M at www.graze.com, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 21:55, archived)
# why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
because it was dead
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 29 Sep 2003, 21:55, archived)
# I love that joke
It always raises a giggle from me
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 21:57, archived)
# why did the second monkey fall out of a tree?
he was following the first monkey.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 21:57, archived)
# why did the third monkey fall out of a tree?
he thought it was a game.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 21:58, archived)
# why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree?
he was tied to the third monkey.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 21:59, archived)
# erm
look down?
(metooleopard free Graze box-enter LCNT12M at www.graze.com, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 22:00, archived)
# i'm just doing
the full selection.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 22:01, archived)
# feel
free to continue
(metooleopard free Graze box-enter LCNT12M at www.graze.com, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 22:02, archived)
# why did the fifth monkey fall out of the tree?
he felt left out.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 22:00, archived)
# why did the second monkey fall out of the tree
because it was tied to the 1st monkey.
why did the squirrel fall out of the tree?
it was doin a monkey inpression
(metooleopard free Graze box-enter LCNT12M at www.graze.com, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 21:58, archived)
# would you wear socks if you had no feet?
so what the fuck are you wearing a bra for?
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 21:56, archived)
# earsocks
(I helped save b3ta! sosumi, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 22:07, archived)
# That'll get you a broken nose every time :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Mon 29 Sep 2003, 21:56, archived)
# How do you stop a clown from laughing?
Hit him with a hammer
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 22:08, archived)