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# You're doing a lot better than me
I've been here almost a year and I've not even got to 2000!
Morning all.
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:15, archived)
# stalking people improves your message count
(I helped save b3ta! Mond, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:17, archived)
# Depends on who you stalk
Stalking Bovine would quickly get you up.

Stalking Fnord might take some time.

Try to avoid stalking lurkers.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:23, archived)
# Errr
What do you mean exactly by "get you up"?
(I helped save b3ta! Mond, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:24, archived)
# "better" is relative isn't it?
Is better more messages per day, or is better going to the pub, playing footy, going for walks, hanging out with friends, and having hot sex?
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:17, archived)
# i have plenty of hot sex
thankyou very much
(teh_3ntropy: Yarr!!, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:18, archived)
# I bet you don't.
Not that you'd ever admit it.

I have lots of unattractive sex with Derek at the moment. He likes it when I do what he refers to as a "Double Barrel".
(Dawn Syndrome, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:22, archived)
# You mean ...
... you talk like Mr Chumley-Wormer?
(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:26, archived)
# No.
I fart from my front and back bottoms at the same time.

In his face.
(Dawn Syndrome, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:31, archived)
# That's what I said
(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:40, archived)
# with
anyone else pressent?
(Zed Smith, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:41, archived)
# what about having nothing to do in summer days,
so going from 0 posts, to 3rd on the board stats in one summer

then bumming off to uni to do all the above
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:18, archived)
# It was sunny out you know.

Oh, and if I'm going to come have a beer with you before halloween, it might have to be this weekend.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:20, archived)
# it was too hot
then it rained

(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:21, archived)