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# I love these pub jokes.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:15, archived)
# Pieve of string walks into the pub
The barman says, "Sorry mate, we don't serve string."

String goes outside, ties itself up a bit, pulls it's ends apart, goes back in the pub.

Barman says "Aren't you that piece of string I just refused to serve?"

String says "No mate, I'm a frayed knot".
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:17, archived)
# That made me giggle
as did the picture above.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Urchin Ceviche, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:20, archived)
# A neutron walks into a bar and asks
How much for a pint of beer please?
The bar tender replies, 'for you sir, no charge'

^_^

A proton walks into a bar, and asks for a pint of pernod.
The bar tender asks if he's sure he wants a pint of pernod.
The proton replies, 'sure, i'm positive'

/crap physics pub jokes
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:34, archived)
# Me too.
I like the one about string:

"Fraid not, we don't serve string."

That's all I can remember about jokes. I only have a 3MB memory capacity.

THEY KNOW IT TOO!! So funny!
(Dawn Syndrome, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:21, archived)