Pieve of string walks into the pubThe barman says, 'Sorry mate, we don't serve string.'
String goes outside, ties itself up a bit, pulls it's ends apart, goes back in the pub.
Barman says 'Aren't you that piece of string I just refused to serve?'
String says 'No mate, I'm a frayed knot'.
(String goes outside, ties itself up a bit, pulls it's ends apart, goes back in the pub.
Barman says 'Aren't you that piece of string I just refused to serve?'
String says 'No mate, I'm a frayed knot'.
supermoore: HUNG,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:17,
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That made me giggleas did the picture above.
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Sea Urchin Ceviche,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:20,
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A neutron walks into a bar and asksHow much for a pint of beer please?
The bar tender replies, 'for you sir, no charge'
^_^
A proton walks into a bar, and asks for a pint of pernod.
The bar tender asks if he's sure he wants a pint of pernod.
The proton replies, 'sure, i'm positive'
/crap physics pub jokes
(The bar tender replies, 'for you sir, no charge'
^_^
A proton walks into a bar, and asks for a pint of pernod.
The bar tender asks if he's sure he wants a pint of pernod.
The proton replies, 'sure, i'm positive'
/crap physics pub jokes
Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG.,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:34,
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