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# sorry, don't get it
mainly because it's to do with football.

EXPLAIN!
(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:20, archived)
# 7 newcastle players
have been accused of raping some bird.

7 up (see?)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:22, archived)
# 7 people from the 'newcastle area'
might be less libelous
(I helped save b3ta! raver, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:23, archived)
# hence why i said
'accused' rather than 'did'
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:24, archived)
# However, saying
Kermit the Frog, Jermaine Jackson, Lenin, La-La, a Shoal of Ameoba, a St Bernard, Titus Groan.

might be slightly more libellous.

Mod Edit: these are funnier though.

Baz Edit: hahahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:26, archived)
# noooooooo!
take that off!

They have shut down hundreds of internet forums this week for naming names.

i couldn't live without b3ta.

Well... I could, but I'd drink more.

edit: HAHAHAHAHA
Nice ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:27, archived)
# unless you were discussing the terrible injury crisis
at said club
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:32, archived)
# what? they've all got groin strains!
hahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! raver, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:33, archived)
# it happened in London
and they haven't mentioned which team MAY have been accused, so even mentioning Newcastle is wrong.

(and none of the players mentioned are Geordies either).

edit: well, 1 maybe. But its all nasty rumours anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:26, archived)
# There were three
Premiershit teams from outside London playing in London that weekend. One from Murkeyside, one from Brum and one from the north east.

The team from Murkeyside weren't playing until the day after the alledged incident so it was unlikely to be them. The team from Brum didn't have too far to go home so probably wouldn't have stayed over after playing.

I don't believe a word of it.
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:37, archived)
# The difference
is minimal.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:36, archived)
# would it not be "7 down"
then?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:28, archived)