

Mornin!
(as in, 'That took me all...')

well if it isn't an animal in an unlikely mode of transport against a blurred moving background..
woo!
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Thu 2 Oct 2003, 5:50,
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woo!


submitting your cat to www.mycathatesyou.com?
top site.
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Thu 2 Oct 2003, 5:55,
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top site.

no...never seen that site....ill submit her....right away.....if i can :D
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Thu 2 Oct 2003, 5:59,
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just found this on the feedback page:
"My cat came running into the library at full steam the other day, stopped dead in his tracks, shat on the carpet, and then took off again. Intrigued, I followed him around, watching him as he scooted his ass along the floor, leaving a shit-smear trail behind him as he went. Can you tell me what this means?"
..aaaahhh cats. gotta love 'em.
...and your cat's gorgeous! her? evil? never..
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Thu 2 Oct 2003, 6:00,
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"My cat came running into the library at full steam the other day, stopped dead in his tracks, shat on the carpet, and then took off again. Intrigued, I followed him around, watching him as he scooted his ass along the floor, leaving a shit-smear trail behind him as he went. Can you tell me what this means?"
..aaaahhh cats. gotta love 'em.
...and your cat's gorgeous! her? evil? never..

...we ran out of jellimeat. In my poor and hungover state, I thought the cats might like some muesli for breakfast; turns out they did. But once they'd finished the lot, ran to my room and liquidly evacuated all over my bed.
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Thu 2 Oct 2003, 6:05,
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poor sods can't digest 'em and they get stuck in the gullet, can be very bad news indeed.
woo for shitty kitties..!
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Thu 2 Oct 2003, 6:08,
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woo for shitty kitties..!

could equally well apply to b3ta:
"you guys rock!! the site's hilarious and since i'm a Christian, i can truthfully say that anyone who's offended by this site should be shot and killed, for the cunts that they are. keep on rocking!! ====Amy"
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Thu 2 Oct 2003, 6:20,
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"you guys rock!! the site's hilarious and since i'm a Christian, i can truthfully say that anyone who's offended by this site should be shot and killed, for the cunts that they are. keep on rocking!! ====Amy"