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# i had pasta, but no mince or sauce
so i had just pasta on its own
crap food, crap story.
:D
(, Wed 8 Oct 2003, 16:33, archived)
# okay, you limey bastard...what the f is
"mince"?
(, Fri 10 Oct 2003, 9:33, archived)
# what do americans
make burgers out of?
(, Fri 10 Oct 2003, 11:11, archived)
# Ground Beef
= Minced Beef = Mince.
(, Fri 10 Oct 2003, 12:39, archived)
# mince is
It's the same as ground beef, fecking yankee.
(, Fri 10 Oct 2003, 12:43, archived)
# my old flatmate phil
would have a carbohydrate feast of chips, rice and pasta. On its own, sometimes with peas.
(, Fri 10 Oct 2003, 12:15, archived)
# My Mince Hell
Threw a sickie from school one day and attempted to make lunch. I fancied curry, but my only prior experience was of curry flavour Pot Noodle. So I put some frozen mince in a bowl with some cold water, adding a spoonful of curry powder and baking until the mince was (only just) cooked. Managed about a spoonful.

On another occasion, my sister and I were both "off sick" from school. She was genuinely ill so I volunteered to make her a tasty lunch, which comprised a spoonful of custard powder and some lukewarm water from the kettle, with some sliced carrot. Result: vomit everywhere.

Can I also mention my besht mate Mike, whose first budget-culinary experiment comprised a pie (the pastry made with just flour and water) filled with dry pasta (he didn't realise you had to cook it.) He said it was actually quite nice, but his girlfriend was less than impressed. On another occasion the two of them made me a cup of tea with added cola. The taste haunts me to this day.
(, Fri 10 Oct 2003, 21:25, archived)
# that is the stupidest thing ever i have heard
ROFL
(, Sat 11 Oct 2003, 17:33, archived)