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[challenge entry] Hummus at an all time low....

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(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Fri 10 Oct 2003, 23:43, archived)
# hehehehe
made me chuckle :)
(juckle03, Fri 10 Oct 2003, 23:44, archived)
# erm
URL for source pics

I miss my mother, I really do
(It doesn't always sting when you piSSSS., Fri 10 Oct 2003, 23:49, archived)
# I found an old disc
with pics on it from a friend. He was trying to 'out sick' me with web found pr0n.

I won. It involved a pig, a funnel and lots of poo....and a woman (I think it was a woman.....hard to tell with dwarves...)
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Fri 10 Oct 2003, 23:51, archived)
# dwarves tossing?
(It doesn't always sting when you piSSSS., Fri 10 Oct 2003, 23:52, archived)
# too tame...
I don't even want to think about the image!
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Fri 10 Oct 2003, 23:54, archived)
# with goatse and tubgirl and svenno?
(It doesn't always sting when you piSSSS., Fri 10 Oct 2003, 23:56, archived)
# A bucket of Goatses
wouldn't be as sick as the pig/funnel/dwarf/poo photo....
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Fri 10 Oct 2003, 23:58, archived)
# Damn dude
don't leave the disk in the computer when you take it to be repaired
(It doesn't always sting when you piSSSS., Sat 11 Oct 2003, 0:01, archived)
# bumgay
(slice, Fri 10 Oct 2003, 23:44, archived)
# heres what you have to do,
1: give everything you own to a charity of your choice

2: kill yourself.

(I helped save b3ta! spiny - things are looking up, Fri 10 Oct 2003, 23:48, archived)
# why?
(slice, Fri 10 Oct 2003, 23:49, archived)
# for our future
mankind's future
(vork and burlap, Fri 10 Oct 2003, 23:50, archived)
# because
it would end your apparently pointless existance, but also benefit a local charity ?
(I helped save b3ta! spiny - things are looking up, Fri 10 Oct 2003, 23:50, archived)
# my existence pointless?
hahahahaha

what about you.. you fucking faggot internet geek
(slice, Fri 10 Oct 2003, 23:51, archived)
# oh no!
an internet insult!
i bow down before your amazing braveness.
(I helped save b3ta! spiny - things are looking up, Fri 10 Oct 2003, 23:54, archived)
# good
(slice, Fri 10 Oct 2003, 23:55, archived)
# you're 12 ,
aren't you ?
(I helped save b3ta! spiny - things are looking up, Fri 10 Oct 2003, 23:56, archived)
# takes one
to know one
(slice, Fri 10 Oct 2003, 23:58, archived)
# oscar wilde
in the house!
(I helped save b3ta! spiny - things are looking up, Sat 11 Oct 2003, 0:07, archived)
# yes
but far better read than you
(slice, Sat 11 Oct 2003, 0:08, archived)
# i'm sure you think you are ,
but reposting other peoples animations as your own doesn't help your cause.
(I helped save b3ta! spiny - things are looking up, Sat 11 Oct 2003, 0:13, archived)
# What are you two bickering about
Just make a picture and have a laugh already!
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Fri 10 Oct 2003, 23:56, archived)
# hehheh
caption make it gooood

*dribbles*
*babbles incoherently*
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Fri 10 Oct 2003, 23:45, archived)
# Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Tasteless.

Just like your choice of vehicle.

/runs
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Fri 10 Oct 2003, 23:45, archived)
#
/chases with tyre iron!




;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Fri 10 Oct 2003, 23:45, archived)
#
/turns round and chases with Series II bumper which I've got lying the the garden for some reason

/gets hernia

Going out playing tomorrow. Me, and a bunch of people off t'internet and (/checks list) no Range Rovers!
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Fri 10 Oct 2003, 23:47, archived)
# No Rangies!
so what are you going to do when you get stuck on a rut......

pffft!

I have a thesis to write....wish I was out off roading with ya!
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Fri 10 Oct 2003, 23:49, archived)
# I think
there may be people with other Sollihull type vehicles, but we'll try and ignore them.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Fri 10 Oct 2003, 23:51, archived)
# bit hard if it's a chonking great V8!
Or a series IIa stuck in the mud right in front of where you're about to land!
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Fri 10 Oct 2003, 23:52, archived)
# True.
The V8 drivers seem to take the piss a bit, for example, when faced with a tricky, rocky climb:

Suzuki owners: Second gear, low range, full throttle. CHARGE!

V8 people: First gear, low range, foot completely off throttle. Bimble up slowly, wave at people as you pass.

Bastards. And they sound nice too.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Fri 10 Oct 2003, 23:55, archived)
# I like going down hills...
steep hills....

low ratio...first....foot off throttle....2mph if that! The thing just hangs there!

Wish it had the V8 though!
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Fri 10 Oct 2003, 23:57, archived)
# For a 1.3
Suzukis have amazing holdback.

I love my Suzuki. Just wish it had suspension.

Edit: You got an automatic or manual?
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sat 11 Oct 2003, 0:00, archived)
# Manual....
don't know if I want an auto, but might go that way if I get the 2.8 turbo D.
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Sat 11 Oct 2003, 0:01, archived)
# I'm told that
the autos are bombproof. The bloke I bought the Zuki off has a 3.5 (baby) V8 Rangie with an auto box, and says that it's great off-road. No messing around with the clutch when you suddenly realise you're in too high t a gear for the hill, and all that.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sat 11 Oct 2003, 0:08, archived)
# I'll look into that then!
Cheers!

Looks like it'll all start going through the big refit in Jan/Feb....I can't wait!

And with that I go to bed!

Night all!
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Sat 11 Oct 2003, 0:10, archived)
# Night!
I'll send you pictures of tomorrow's galavnting in an attempt to make you jealous.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sat 11 Oct 2003, 0:11, archived)
# thats
cheap.....i think...i read that its cheap and a mate told me it was...not that i would know
(dontknow.net, Fri 10 Oct 2003, 23:45, archived)