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# tell her
'If you wish to change me, you are going out with the wrong man. Seek out a clean-shaven wuss who will do as you say, or submit to my will.'
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:52, archived)
# there we go
a woman's advice - how can that possibly go wrong?
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:53, archived)
# well it could end up with a drunken Fuzzy
sitting in a grubby living room, cock in one hand and a pot noodle in the other...

of course he might be happy! :)

(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:57, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
You paint a striking picture...
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:00, archived)
# eurgh
that's a horrible mental image
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:00, archived)
# Hey!
I'm not that awful to clap eyes on masturbating with a beer (I don't eat pot sawdust)
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:06, archived)
# She doesn't want to change me.
Learned that lesson a while back :)
I do get a bit of "You'd be nicer without it..."
I like it! It's starting to go Uncle Albert.
TBH, she doesn't complain that much but when she does I think to myself "I have never, once criticised how she looked... Why do I get it?"
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:57, archived)
# women's
perogative
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:58, archived)
# I blame fairytales
we are told from a very young age that if we kiss a toad it will turn into a prince, if we just love the Beast enough the spell will be broken and he'll turn into Prince Charming etc etc...

No sleight on you lovely fuzzy - I guess we just try to bring out what we see as the best in men, I know I've tried... and Phil is a liar if she says she hasn't.
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:59, archived)
# Heh heh heh
I buy all his clothes - to "save him having to go shopping". No Moby-t-shirts any more...
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:01, archived)
# You WHAT!?
I hate to say it, but that's a terrible thing to do.
He only lets you 'cos he loves you.
* awaits indignant response and goes "tee hee!"
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:04, archived)
# are you kidding?
He gets to be super-stylish with minimun effort.

Win-Win.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:12, archived)
# Tee
hee!
Sure he does, but what was wrong with the Moby tee, really?
(OK, I know moby sucks...)
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:17, archived)
# ditto
free guinness t-shirts from 1998, well you get the picture ;)
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:04, archived)
# yeah but
I bet she shaves pretty reguarly. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:01, archived)
# Probably.
I tell her she doesn't need to do any of that ol' lark in the mags for me...
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:05, archived)
# thats going on
my amazing quotes sheet!

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:05, archived)