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# Hawkins is my hero.
Did you know he can do maths in his *head*?

Spooky
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:29, archived)
# Yeah but what about Hawking?
(I helped save b3ta! High Lord Phanty, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:31, archived)
# Sorry,
was I talking about someone else?

You know, that dude who can do maths in the *bath*.

Spooky
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:31, archived)
# Shane Hawkins?
from Eastbourne?
(I helped save b3ta! High Lord Phanty, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:33, archived)
# Where in the blue fuck
is Eastbourne?
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:36, archived)
# what a lovely
turn of phrase
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:37, archived)
# when you leave london, turn left
and it's 60 miles in the other direction
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:41, archived)
# i don't get that
but still i laughed.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:33, archived)
# You dont get it
because
A) you're ugly
B) Ginger
and c)

NO, wait! You wazzn't talking about sex were you?
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:39, archived)
# well done dude,
kick me while i'm down.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:42, archived)
# Best way in my reckoning..
Otherwise you might get a kicking *back* :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:43, archived)
# *kicks mike*
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:43, archived)
# hahahh
one thing he cant do is

do maths when *jogging*

Spoogy
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:34, archived)
# LOL
who is Hawkins anyway?
(tom_artosorse, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:33, archived)
# He ran over my foot once.
100% of etc.
(tomsk, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:32, archived)
# i saw him
when i was in Ireland once.
Quiet chap.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:33, archived)
# Fucking heavy
though.
(tomsk, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:34, archived)
# That's all the numbers..
Except zero. That weighs precisely fuck all.
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:35, archived)
# so can i.
but - true fact - it's pissing down outside so i can't go home.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:32, archived)
# pah, fool.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:35, archived)