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[challenge entry] Low budget Shark Attack


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With apologies to: www.b3ta.com/board/2132619

From the Budget Cuts challenge. See all 747 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! blind pew 'bandwagonesque', Mon 13 Oct 2003, 16:20, archived)
# is...
(great cthulhu, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 16:23, archived)
# that...
(great cthulhu, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 16:29, archived)
# real?
(great cthulhu, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 16:36, archived)
# actually...
no
(I helped save b3ta! blind pew 'bandwagonesque', Mon 13 Oct 2003, 16:42, archived)
# I like that

May all be very old hat but that variation I like!
(I helped save b3ta! Danblez, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 16:24, archived)
# nice
yay
(-Ironic Ferret-, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 16:25, archived)
# Shark attack episode II
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 16:25, archived)
# Ha!
I suppose there's about a billion of these then?
(I helped save b3ta! blind pew 'bandwagonesque', Mon 13 Oct 2003, 16:27, archived)
# quite
a few yes..
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 16:28, archived)
# At the risk
of seeming stupid, how did it all begin then?
(I helped save b3ta! blind pew 'bandwagonesque', Mon 13 Oct 2003, 16:30, archived)
# What? Flying sharks?
We're fucked if there are, Pugh. Doomed, the lot of us.
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 16:29, archived)
# Punch
them stoutly on the nose - they don't like it
(I helped save b3ta! blind pew 'bandwagonesque', Mon 13 Oct 2003, 16:31, archived)
# And then get sliced up by the rotor blades?
Scary, that.
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 16:39, archived)
# oh
I see what you mean. We're all doomed
(I helped save b3ta! blind pew 'bandwagonesque', Mon 13 Oct 2003, 16:43, archived)
# Very good.
It looks like a police reconstruction as seen on Crimewatch.

Don't have nightmares.
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Mon 13 Oct 2003, 16:25, archived)
# I have been having the most horrendous nightmares

since giving up cannabis. I am starting to worry I may have some permanent mental damagement.
(I helped save b3ta! Danblez, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 16:27, archived)
# no thats just real life catching up with you
(Symball, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 16:28, archived)
# Or vice
versa
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Mon 13 Oct 2003, 16:29, archived)
# nah, dont worry about it.
I get really strange dreams everytime I stop chonging. After I while, they go normal again.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 16:28, archived)
# Phew!
Thanks!

I must say I have been rushing on reality for 3 weeks now and its all a bit mad!
(I helped save b3ta! Danblez, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 16:29, archived)
# there is an easy answer to that problem
return to the bosom of your herbal appetite enhancers.
I have very strange dreams if I go too long without a smoke, or it may be that I just remember them.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 16:30, archived)
# Yeah I know

but after 10 years of constant abuse and my father dying of throat cancer I thought I had better give it up!

I went 6 months last year before I had such severe sleep deprivation I had to start again!
(I helped save b3ta! Danblez, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 16:31, archived)
# dreams
oh I remember
(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 16:34, archived)
# when I am smoke-less
I tend to turn to drink.
It's not an ideal answer, but it's better than watching News 24 until 5 am.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 16:38, archived)
# have you tried furious masterbation?

edit: also, aversion therapy. Everytime you get the splify urge, slam your cock in a door. Very soon, you'll no longer want to smoke again.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 16:39, archived)
# Funny you should say that, I have been on the verge
of alcolism for the last 3 weeks. Instead of rushing home to skin up I now rush home for a glass bottle of red. Is it just my addictive personality do you think?
(I helped save b3ta! Danblez, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 16:44, archived)
# again, absolutely. Ive been doing that circle for nearly a year.
In all seriousness, from tonight, anytime I want a spliff, I am going out for a two mile run. It will very vividly remind me why I need to stop, and also help me sleep.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 16:47, archived)
# Im with you there.
and they are so damn vivid.

Im trying to train myself for perfect dream control. That way, I can go to bed, and have really vivid dreams about smoking huge blunts, and I'll have all the fun of getting caned without having to pay for it (both physically and financially.)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 16:32, archived)
# Nice plan.

Let me know if you perfect it!
(I helped save b3ta! Danblez, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 16:33, archived)
# If I do perfect it,
I'll be the one in your dreams selling you your fix : )
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 16:35, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Danblez, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 16:37, archived)