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[challenge entry] The BBC's funds have wavered

clearly some people have not been paying their TV license

From the Budget Cuts challenge. See all 747 entries (closed)

(, Tue 14 Oct 2003, 19:37, archived)
# I dont need a TV license
I've got Sky.

It comes from the sky, its free.
(, Tue 14 Oct 2003, 19:37, archived)
# John Peel told me to get one
So I did
(, Tue 14 Oct 2003, 19:38, archived)
# And if John Peel
told you to listen to cutting edge Lithuanian nose bugle music with your head in the oven, would you?!?!
(, Tue 14 Oct 2003, 19:42, archived)
# He did
so I did
(, Tue 14 Oct 2003, 19:43, archived)
# I saw John Peel play a set
at the big chill this year, and he played not one, but two Status Quo tracks...

100% FACT.
(, Tue 14 Oct 2003, 19:45, archived)
# How could you tell that they were two different tracks

(, Tue 14 Oct 2003, 19:47, archived)
# That's a good point...
(, Tue 14 Oct 2003, 19:51, archived)
# what?
I can't hear you, the oven door muffles any sounds from outside...
(, Tue 14 Oct 2003, 19:43, archived)
# I tried to gas myself...
...in my electric oven
(, Tue 14 Oct 2003, 19:46, archived)
# I'll bet
that was a shock...
(, Tue 14 Oct 2003, 19:48, archived)
# John Peel rocks!
(, Tue 14 Oct 2003, 19:50, archived)
# I don't need a TV license
TV works fine without one !
(, Tue 14 Oct 2003, 19:40, archived)
# I don't need a TV
I have the internet.
(, Tue 14 Oct 2003, 19:41, archived)
# I dont need the internet
I'm a TV.

Feather boa and everything.
(, Tue 14 Oct 2003, 19:44, archived)
# Every Home should have a TV
They're very good at housework
and they look "Interesting" what with the stubble and suspenders !
(, Tue 14 Oct 2003, 19:55, archived)
# What the fuck is that programme all about?
Eh?
(, Tue 14 Oct 2003, 19:38, archived)
# Its all about
men who will never ever get laid.
(, Tue 14 Oct 2003, 19:45, archived)
# Like Robot Wars then

(, Tue 14 Oct 2003, 19:48, archived)
# I'm going to be on it!



Oh... /coat
(, Tue 14 Oct 2003, 19:48, archived)