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# good news m8
?
(I helped save b3ta! Pob, Sun 21 Jul 2002, 13:31, archived)
# It was a pisstake comment
That's what all the bible bashers say "Have you heard the good news ?", you reply "ummm", "Yes, Jesus, he loves you"
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sun 21 Jul 2002, 13:32, archived)
# Let Jesus into your life
i know what u mean m8, although i do like a
good argument with the door-t-door god salesmen.
(I helped save b3ta! Pob, Sun 21 Jul 2002, 13:34, archived)
# "Would you like to
bring God into your house?"
"Cool, have you got him in the car? Bring him in!"
"No, the love of God is in this book and in your heart"
"Please fuck off then, and come back when you've taken over another pagan festival and shoehorned your faulted beliefs on it"
slam
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 21 Jul 2002, 14:01, archived)
# thats the one.....
or "adam and eve then, are you telling me that human life started from incest?"
usually upsets them muchly
(I helped save b3ta! Pob, Sun 21 Jul 2002, 14:03, archived)
# Let's keep
Sunday godless.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sun 21 Jul 2002, 14:08, archived)
# i love the jah hovis witnesses
the one that visits me keeps going off on rants about "the kids today, wasn't like this in my time..." i like to chat to mad people.
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 21 Jul 2002, 14:10, archived)
# they are the easy ones
just mention blood transfusions to them, always gets an argument going that one.
Mormons however, are a different kettle of kittens!
they want 10% of your money from day one.
(I helped save b3ta! Pob, Sun 21 Jul 2002, 14:14, archived)
# I just ask them
about how their birthday went and would they like to join me in a cup of blood I'm just making?
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 21 Jul 2002, 14:15, archived)
# ask them for a strand of their hair
if they oblige, start chanting and weaving it through a handy voodoo doll by the side of the door
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 21 Jul 2002, 14:22, archived)