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(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Mon 20 Oct 2003, 18:43, archived)
# s'true
I find the last half hour before I decide I'm going to go home early tends to really drag...

going out, back in half an hour - I expect I'll have 5 spazz pages to read by then!
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 20 Oct 2003, 18:44, archived)
# I'm fucking bored
my lift doesn't turn up for another hour, here I sit at work, the cleaners hoovring around me.
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Mon 20 Oct 2003, 18:46, archived)
# I
read that as hovering , how cool would that be?
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Mon 20 Oct 2003, 18:47, archived)
# you could get a tennis raquette
and bat them around a bit!
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Mon 20 Oct 2003, 18:48, archived)
# our
cleaner would never get her big fat arse off the ground
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Mon 20 Oct 2003, 18:49, archived)
# saves on sweeping then
(I helped save b3ta! e.parsley, Mon 20 Oct 2003, 18:53, archived)
# aww
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Mon 20 Oct 2003, 18:47, archived)
# see?
if you'd bought the mini last year, you wouldn't need to wait for a lift...

poor nana
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 20 Oct 2003, 18:48, archived)
# I usually have that same experience
she is late today though
(DMQOB, Mon 20 Oct 2003, 18:54, archived)
# oh dear...
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Mon 20 Oct 2003, 18:47, archived)
# it's more poignant
than funny.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Mon 20 Oct 2003, 18:50, archived)