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# Here's an idea.
Kill my boyfriends fucking cat.
He pisses on my clothes, shits on my side of the bed. I put in a 12 hour workday today, gets home and starts to make a cheese sandwich cos I was hungry. The cat pissed in the living room and my boyfriend told me that he needed me to get out of the kitchen as quickly as possible because I was in the cat's territory.

Needless to say, I fucked off to a 24 hour restaurant to eat and now blokey and I are having massive fightness.
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 10:57, archived)
# poor you....have a hug!
Sounds like blokey is more into his cat than he is into you. Gerrim dumped!

pats self on back for resisting pussy joke

*edit* I've just realised we're being rude to Dogtanian's rather good cover up there - one of the better ones so far eh!
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 10:59, archived)
# Aww
If you want the cat on your side then bring back some catnip and tuna, but said boyfriend could do with getting his priorities sorted out ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Dogtanian, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 10:59, archived)
# Oh believe me I've tried being nice to it.
I pet him, and tell him I'm not invading his space and give him treats and feed him.
Tonight was just the final straw.
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 11:00, archived)
# Hmmm
Just keep bringing back tin after tin of tuna, I don't think you're meant to feed them too much tinned fish and sooner or later an organ's bound to pack up.
(I helped save b3ta! Dogtanian, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 11:02, archived)
# That's all well and good for the boyfriend,
but what do I do about the fucking cat?
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 11:02, archived)
# Hahaha
That's the one
(I helped save b3ta! Dogtanian, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 11:03, archived)
# the problem
with feeding our cat tuna is it farts like crazy and realy realy stinks the place out.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 11:05, archived)
# Our cats used to
go mad for tuna, but now they turn their nose up at anything less than lobster thermidor with caviar. Sods.
(I helped save b3ta! Dogtanian, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 11:07, archived)
# are you referring to the cat or the boyfriend?
?
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 11:03, archived)
# Both. They both
need to die.
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 11:04, archived)
#
Sounds like that cat has serious issues.
Can't you just put it outside?
(I helped save b3ta! Canker, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 11:00, archived)
# /sympathy
friend of mine has thee cats. eventually i stopped going over to his house because, frankly, it stank of cat piss.
"you get used to it" he says.
"i don't want to get fucking used to it," says i "and there's a rotting fish in the salad tray of your fridge."
(ru, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 11:01, archived)
# Just buy some meat from the butchers,
stick it in a big pan of boiling water with the cats collar, then hide the cat, then wait.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 11:02, archived)
# Oh lordy that made me
laugh!
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 11:03, archived)
# My work here
is done.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 11:04, archived)