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[challenge entry] Insert witty caption here
(cos I forgot to in the pic)

slightly bigger

From the What should be on the cover of The Face? challenge. See all 434 entries (closed)

(, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 12:22, archived)
# it's £3.20 isn't it?
(, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 12:24, archived)
# thats far too much for what it is....
(, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 12:25, archived)
# Indeed
hence
(, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 12:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Yeah
it's 20p more than Hummus for God's sake!
(, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 12:27, archived)
# we should get someone with a scanner to buy it
(, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 12:28, archived)
# the thought had crossed our minds....
(, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 12:30, archived)
# i think it's quite a good magazine
although some of the recent design changes aren't great. they usually have some really good stuff in.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 12:29, archived)
# Tell us about your witty fart anecdote!
(, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 12:32, archived)
# oh okay then...
i was sitting in a lecture this morning and i really had to let a fart out, but i was pretty sure it was going to be audible. Luckily an extract from a film was shown, and the scene included a phone ringing. I decided to time my fart with the ringing phone so that people wouldn't hear it. Unfortunately the clip was from a Japanese film, and in japan phones ring to a different rhythm. rather than going 'riiing........ring ring...... ring ring etc', they go 'riiing........ ring..... ring'.
So in this case the film's soundtrack seemed to go 'Riiing..... ring FART.... ring'.
I then started laughing my smelly arse off, dissipating any doubt as to the perpetrator.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 12:36, archived)
# Farting -
You simply can't beat it.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 12:41, archived)
# What?
Stouffer's offering a 20% discount?
(, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 12:33, archived)