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[challenge entry] Elephants can't sneeze...

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(kevrobertson2, Tue 28 Oct 2003, 22:21, archived)
# well, they can
it's just the cause SUCTION and scoop up deserts.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Tue 28 Oct 2003, 22:21, archived)
# like
ice cream? or sweet pastries?
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Tue 28 Oct 2003, 22:22, archived)
# all of the above
but not including tutti frutti. the little bits of glace fruit get caught and kill their ovaries.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Tue 28 Oct 2003, 22:23, archived)
# like
this
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Tue 28 Oct 2003, 22:24, archived)
# Damn
thats my shop idea gone!

not that its the same or that I'd have enough skill
(I helped save b3ta! Generationgav, Tue 28 Oct 2003, 22:28, archived)
# spot
on
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Tue 28 Oct 2003, 22:28, archived)
# only if they're really fucking big elephants
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Tue 28 Oct 2003, 22:23, archived)
# Or own a giant hoover production line in an oasis.
(mcalidnb, Tue 28 Oct 2003, 22:26, archived)
# Been there
done that
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Tue 28 Oct 2003, 22:26, archived)
# you've
really fucked a big elephant? was it sunshine?
(Ruffgeezer back again like a bad smell., Tue 28 Oct 2003, 22:29, archived)
# TJ
I'm concerned that if i do go to the bash nobody will know me.... again... mebbe i not bother?
(Ruffgeezer back again like a bad smell., Tue 28 Oct 2003, 22:22, archived)
# nobody knows me
i'm just going to drink lots, fart and chuckle.

anyone got a problem with that?
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Tue 28 Oct 2003, 22:23, archived)
# well you'll
never get to know anyone unless you go.

(you should come to the newcastle bash tomorrow, fewer ppl, easier to get to know us all)
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Tue 28 Oct 2003, 22:24, archived)
# yes
come meet us all

*rubbing hands together*

yes do come
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 28 Oct 2003, 22:25, archived)
# yeh
but being from essex thats a bastard big trek up there and back for work the next day!
(Ruffgeezer back again like a bad smell., Tue 28 Oct 2003, 22:26, archived)
# fuck off is it
get hold of ijon tichy, you weakling, he may be able to give you a lift - people are coming 5 times as far as you will!
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 28 Oct 2003, 22:28, archived)
# erm
crossed wires, are we talking newcastle or london here?
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 28 Oct 2003, 22:30, archived)
# London
Why would anyone travel a long way to get to Newcastle?

*runs*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 28 Oct 2003, 22:31, archived)
# well
you wouldn't be able to drive away, they'd have 'ad yer wheels away by now
(Ruffgeezer back again like a bad smell., Tue 28 Oct 2003, 22:32, archived)
# I believe
you are thinking of liverpool
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 28 Oct 2003, 22:33, archived)
# ah well
its all northern to me!
(Ruffgeezer back again like a bad smell., Tue 28 Oct 2003, 22:34, archived)
# very true
though, there are parts of up here that the wheel stealing would happen

battery, lights, radio well basically anything that can be quickly lifted
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 28 Oct 2003, 22:36, archived)
# whole cars
in a lot of cases..
(Ruffgeezer back again like a bad smell., Tue 28 Oct 2003, 22:38, archived)
# grrrr
*waves fist*

why you...
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 28 Oct 2003, 22:33, archived)
# Pretty Laydee
i think are the words you're looking for!
(Ruffgeezer back again like a bad smell., Tue 28 Oct 2003, 22:35, archived)
# how very remiss
of me
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 28 Oct 2003, 22:37, archived)
# ...
ey?
(Ruffgeezer back again like a bad smell., Tue 28 Oct 2003, 22:38, archived)
# ah
yes, that could be possible

unless he's going up there? hehe
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 28 Oct 2003, 22:31, archived)
# no
i meant to Newcastle,

the london one is no probs
(Ruffgeezer back again like a bad smell., Tue 28 Oct 2003, 22:30, archived)
# ah
that's just an excuse it's entirely possible to do
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 28 Oct 2003, 22:29, archived)
# Diven't worry
There's loads of people in the same boat.
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Tue 28 Oct 2003, 22:25, archived)
# really?
bastards! no wonder its sinking!
(Ruffgeezer back again like a bad smell., Tue 28 Oct 2003, 22:27, archived)
# I thought he was sneezing...
ahwell.
(mcalidnb, Tue 28 Oct 2003, 22:25, archived)