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[challenge entry] I am going to hell. 100% of FACT.


If Jesus was a thalidomide:


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(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 2:43, archived)
# he'd be the best thalidomide in the world.
jesus, probably the best saviour in the world
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 2:44, archived)
# Heh.

"Come here my child. Let me touch your head."
"..."
"Umm. Would you mind bending down a bit?"
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 2:48, archived)
# scarily, we were talking about that earlier!
pearoast:
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 2:45, archived)
# what is it?
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 2:45, archived)
# hahaah
it's stuff that bad for you, and also makes your babies deformed :D!


edit: how does the joke go again?

3 women knitting jumpers or something, i forget the punchline...
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 2:46, archived)
# well i'm glad you explained that
with a happy grin.

very fitting.
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 2:47, archived)
# badum
tschhh
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 2:47, archived)
# The smallest pub in the world...
The Thalidomide Arms.

/hull
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 3:11, archived)
# a drug originally administered to alleviate morning sickness....
that went on to produce thousands of deformed babies.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 2:47, archived)
# oops
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 2:48, archived)
# Hahaha
Let's all knit fucked up sweaters for Christ!
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 2:46, archived)
# oh yes.
very entertaining! see you down there.
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 2:46, archived)
# By all accounts
it'll be the best B3ta bash ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 2:46, archived)
# It'll certainly be the biggest
I'd sort of wish I could go, but doubt I would if I were in the uk. I couldn't even handle the edinb3tan
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 2:48, archived)
# i thought he meant
the one we'll have in hell!

surely you'll be joining us?
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 2:49, archived)
# nah
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 2:50, archived)
# or whatever
other religious equivilent.

i'm not fussy.

in fact i think i'd rather. What is the viking one?
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 2:51, archived)
# Viking hell is a form of Limbo isn't it?

Valhalla sounds kinda like a bunch of B3tans in hell though.

*scratches chin*
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 2:53, archived)
# one things for certain.
where-ever hell is, i'll be there!
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 2:55, archived)
# Haaaaaaaahahaha!

I want your children.


First really big belly-laugh-out-loud moment in ages. Thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 2:57, archived)
# one last pearoast....
artistic license.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 3:00, archived)
# Hahaha
Updated for the modern crowd.
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 3:04, archived)
# valhalla
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 2:53, archived)
# don't worry.
hell is open to all.
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 2:49, archived)
# told ya!
/mindpiss
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 2:50, archived)
# I thought you meant the halloween one
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 2:50, archived)
# nah.
it's far too far for me too.

far too far too far too far too.
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 2:53, archived)
# Heh, no.
I believe the B3ta bash in hell will be waaaay bigger than the Halloween one.


I'm planning a trip to England next spring. I'll maybe plan it around a bash if there'll be one in the north around that time.
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 2:56, archived)
# There's
always one in the north :)
(I helped save b3ta! Number_6, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 2:58, archived)
# You mean as in:
"every night"? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 3:00, archived)
# Well that depends
on the company :)
(I helped save b3ta! Number_6, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 3:00, archived)
# they'll plan one for you
they did for me...
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 2:59, archived)
# We're
ace like that :)
15th November 2003, 15th November 2003, 15th November 2003, 15th November 2003, 15th November 2003, 15th November 2003, 15th November 2003, 15th November 2003, 15th November 2003, 15th November 2003, 15th November 2003
(I helped save b3ta! Number_6, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 3:00, archived)
# yes!
my firsr bash
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 3:02, archived)
# You
are coming?! Yay! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Number_6, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 3:03, archived)
# should be...
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 3:04, archived)
# eh?
I'm back in the USSA
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 3:02, archived)
# Back in the USSA?
Flew in to Miami Beach BOAC
Didn't get to bed last night
On the way the paper bag was on my knee
Man I had a dreadful flight
I'm back in the U.S.S.A.
You don't know how lucky you are girl
Back in the U.S.S.A.

Been away so long I hardly knew the place
Gee it's good to be back home
Leave it till tomorrow to unpack my case
Honey disconnect the phone
I'm back in the U.S.S.A.
You don't know how lucky you are girl
Back in the U.S.S.A.

Well the American girls really knock me out
They leave the East behind
And California girls make me sing and shout
That Nadia's always on my mind.

I'm back in the U.S.S.A.
You don't know how lucky you are girls
Back in the U.S.S.A.

Show me round your snow peaked mountains way up north
Take me to your daddy's farm
Let me hear your guitars ringing out
Come and keep your citizens warm.
I'm back in the U.S.S.A.
You don't know how lucky you are girls
Back in the U.S.S.A.


Or something
(I helped save b3ta! Number_6, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 3:06, archived)
# Woo!
In that case I'll try to plan ahead as much as possible.

Any excuse for a drink eh? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 3:03, archived)
# I'm jealous
that you even made it to that one.


I'm an ex-Mancunian, so to see all the B3tabashes going on in my old stomping grounds that are now the other side of the world is most upsetting.
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 2:50, archived)
# I suppose
I'm just afraid of large groups of people when it gets down to it
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 2:51, archived)
# Fair enough.

If you're scared of large bunches of "normal" people, I can understand why a bash would be worrying :)
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 2:54, archived)
# yay!
disabilities rule
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 2:47, archived)
# Nice One
FUNNY!!!!
(Dr_Seuss, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 2:47, archived)
# Mahaha......
... Top banana.....
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Wed 29 Oct 2003, 2:49, archived)