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# Im up for it.
I could also be a stunt cock if necessary.

edit: I have an extensive knowledge of porn, if that helps.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 16:08, archived)
# haha
this has become my favourite thread of all time


what does that say about me and B3TA ?
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 16:10, archived)
# isn't that like putting on your CV
'male'
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 16:10, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 16:12, archived)
# good point.
Although, I do know some men who claim not to own porn, never to have owned porn, and not to wank regularly.

I call these people liars.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 16:17, archived)
# or women
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 16:20, archived)
# nope
still liars
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 16:22, archived)
# women love it.
they just tend not to admit it.

My sis used to have the biggest porn collection I have ever seen. Absolutely amazing.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 16:24, archived)
# really?
What type of stuff?
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 16:25, archived)
# pretty much every top shelf mag for girls and boys.
some under the counter stuff too.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 16:36, archived)
# Nice
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 16:41, archived)
# wanking liars
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 16:21, archived)
# Stunt Cock? Is that like Evel Knievel for roosters?
lol
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 16:12, archived)
# if it is, Ive been applying for jobs that arent entirely suitable for me.
In industry slang, its the todger that appears purely for the purpose of "The Money Shot".

Im proud of my todger, and I think it needs a cinematic career to enrich ladies lives.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 16:19, archived)
# haha
you get better by the day.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 16:21, archived)
# But don't let fame get to it's head or it
might pack it's bags for sunnier climes.
Leaving you todgerless and broke.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 16:22, archived)
# Arf!
To all of the above
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 16:24, archived)
# we have an attachment that will never be broken*
*six ligaments, if I remember correctly.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 16:37, archived)