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# One of my favourite descriptions
of a young lady not blessed in the looks department is:

'She looks like someone set fire to her face, and put it out with a spade.'
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 23:01, archived)
# Aha ha ha ha!
I'm gonna have to remember that one!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 23:02, archived)
# hahaha
i like that
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 23:02, archived)
# she has a face
like a bag of nails
(I helped save b3ta! 5olly, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 23:07, archived)
# or a rucksack
full of dented bells
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 23:08, archived)
# pfft
I always liked

'fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down'
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 23:08, archived)
# you can't
beat the classics
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 23:09, archived)
# well
not unless you can get away with it


oh hang on I thought you meant charvas :\
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 23:19, archived)
#
'then the tree uprooted and fell on her'
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 23:11, archived)
# She looks like a bulldog
chewing on a piss stain?
(pinky shminky, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 23:09, archived)
# Face like a bag of smacked twats.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 23:10, archived)
# *salutes*
You are the undisputed king of the ugly girl phrase.
(pinky shminky, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 23:13, archived)
# Pirate linkage
this
is just making me laugh far, far, far too much right about now. so i had to share.
(pinky shminky, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 23:16, archived)