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# I tell cold callers
that my husband looks after everything, and he's home very late. They never ring back
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Tue 12 Feb 2002, 6:44, archived)
# I just scream. Very very loudly.
until they put the phone down. it freaks people out in the office though.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 12 Feb 2002, 6:46, archived)
# Its quite fun
to ignore all their attempts to sell you stuff, and instead try and sell them some crap from your garage.

Even better, get the phone number of the company, the guys name, and say you'll get back to him. Leave it a couple of days, ring him up and THEN try and sell him some crap from your garage.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 12 Feb 2002, 6:49, archived)
# Yes
if I'm bored sometimes I let them go on and on before I tell them to fuck off. Is that sad?
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Tue 12 Feb 2002, 7:05, archived)
# I tell cold callers
that I'm skint. I usually say the same to tramps, although if by a freak chance I have money I sometimes give them some. It's true, I really am skint.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Tue 12 Feb 2002, 6:47, archived)
# Spare change....
who does have spare change?

I certainly don't - I'm on the dole.

Free money - wahay!
(idgaf.com, Tue 12 Feb 2002, 6:53, archived)
# I ask tramps
to "hold on please" and then stand there and wait and stare until they move away.
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Tue 12 Feb 2002, 7:01, archived)
# And I tell them
That the Wife handles all that sort of thing. It works at so many levels its great.
(I helped save b3ta! nicey, Tue 12 Feb 2002, 7:28, archived)