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[challenge entry] Q knows...



click for wanking bigger piccie (which was first displayed but removed because of some dialup wankers)


bastard lycos... just a sec...

-yay!- lycos still stinks, but yay!

From the Rubbish Bond Gadgets challenge. See all 333 entries (closed)

(don rico, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 10:05, archived)
# wow. a big black box
(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 10:06, archived)
# now a redex
(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 10:07, archived)
# you should be a commentator
and make millions
(~Sunny~, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 10:08, archived)
# yes, yes i should.
(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 10:08, archived)
# lycos
stinks, it's really, really, really slow
(don rico, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 10:11, archived)
# get msn groups
they're okay
(~Sunny~, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 10:12, archived)
# gonna
take a crap first...
(don rico, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 10:12, archived)
# okay
but woo!
(~Sunny~, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 10:15, archived)
# I'd love to hear Q call bond a wanker. Have a repost from last night:
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 10:20, archived)
# now that is
funny
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 10:28, archived)
# Christ!
is that a 1.2Mb animated gif?

For the love of bob monkhouse think of the dialuppers!
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 10:22, archived)
# *thinks of dialuppers*
*laughs mockingly*
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 10:23, archived)
# don't be nasty
we were all dialuppers once
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 10:24, archived)
# 'strue
When I first connected to t'interweb in 1994, I was on 2400bps.

Ouch.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 10:26, archived)
# I had to
go back to dialup for a week recently. I nearly died.
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 10:26, archived)
# Pah
all of you should pity me - I am currently internetless at home! I feel so alone :(
(DMQOB, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 10:30, archived)
# How are you..
on here there then?

*backs away looking worried*
(I helped save b3ta! Number_6, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 10:31, archived)
# Well its a long story
I came across this truck full of radioactive waste accidentally fell in it and now I can see the internet through a picture of David Dickinson.

alternatively I could be at work
(DMQOB, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 10:33, archived)
# Ahh
Opting for the more likely of those two, how do you cope looking directly at DD all day? Don't you know if you look directly at his eyes you go blind?
(I helped save b3ta! Number_6, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 10:34, archived)
# I try my best
sometimes I have to wear shades becuase of the tan
(DMQOB, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 10:37, archived)
# Ah fair enough :)
(I helped save b3ta! Number_6, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 10:40, archived)
# moo
i'll think about it...


1.2mb, yip, could be less...
(don rico, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 10:34, archived)
# voila!
dunnit!
(don rico, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 10:36, archived)
# turn off dithering
and general rule of thumb is keep it under 120k for the board, or linky it...

Tis good though, just a bit on the porky side :-)

edit: That's better! and for the record I'm not a dialup wanker, but the flip side is, a 1.3Mb gif will put you ove bandwidth with your hosting provider a lot quicker than a 120K one
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 10:39, archived)
# sorry
for that, i'm kind off new here so...

i'll keep all this in mind and try not to be to porky next time! haha!

edit: it's now some 350 kb, i think this will work just fine...
(don rico, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 10:41, archived)
# No offense taken
Welcome, get stuck in, read the faq yadda yadda yadda.

Where did dick n dom go? I was watching that!
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 10:46, archived)
# wa?
que?
(don rico, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 10:48, archived)
# Kids TV
show, just turned into some crap about people in uniform and horses
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 10:54, archived)
# Do you consider them
to be personal friends now?
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 10:50, archived)
# Not really..
I mean, like "I wish", totally...

Erm, no, they just turned into the lord mayors parade with little or no warning. What are the BBC playing at?
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 10:53, archived)
# Poor
segues.
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sat 8 Nov 2003, 11:56, archived)