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# i have chocolate hobnobs
and they're mine ALL MINE!
(louise3512uk, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:44, archived)
# Ah, but eat too many
and you'll become fat, whereas with beer, the thing is that... oh, bugger
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:45, archived)
# but then of course the answer is
to eat chocolate hobnobs and drink beer - and then...
well get fat and be miserable
(louise3512uk, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:47, archived)
# you have to
have the beer first. otherwise the chocolate from the hobnobs impairs the flavour. So it goes, 15 pints beer, 3 packets chocolate hobnobs. And maybe one of lemony's caramel slices if he's offering
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:49, archived)
# so when do i have
my cucmber?
after the beer before the hobnobs?
or after the hobnobs and run the risk of having a tummy ache in the night or worse still, nightmares :D
(louise3512uk, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:51, archived)
# It's a bugger
doing the saturday night eating itinerary
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:52, archived)
# i have mr kiplings caramel slices :)
not quite up with chocolate hobnobs but certain;y close to the roches
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:45, archived)
# Mr Kipling will be
pissed off about that
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:47, archived)
# i have
3 packets of double choc chip cookies, i win! :)
(I helped save b3ta! fassit is old, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:47, archived)
# no you don't win
cos i also have kettle chips AND a cucumber
(louise3512uk, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:48, archived)
# dirty girl
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:49, archived)
# how did i know
that some rude person would think the worst?

Im pure and innocent you know..
(louise3512uk, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:50, archived)
# and jusging from my posts tonight
i could've guessed it would've been me... i know no pure and innocent people who put in their profiles "i really do have big boobs" (it seems mightily unfair that you do so without putting in a photo)
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:52, archived)
# i only put that in because no-one seemed to believe me!!
and ill say to you what i said to them ...
i have a webcam!
(louise3512uk, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:53, archived)
# webcam, eh....
you want to be careful with dirty old men (like me) around.
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:54, archived)
# dirty old man
how old?
(louise3512uk, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:55, archived)
# twenty
three and a half
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:56, archived)
# i'm 19
so dirty young man(ish)
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:58, archived)
# Hang on
you 19, louise 3512 21, me 23... Is there significance to this? Oh, no. Probably not.
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:01, archived)
# ok
sorry :)
(louise3512uk, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:06, archived)
# so you're a
dirty youngish but getting on man
(louise3512uk, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:59, archived)
# I was thinkin
de same ting
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:53, archived)
# Kettle Chips?
You never mentioned that! I feel betrayed!
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:50, archived)
# i just went shopping
cant avoid the calls from the crisps aisle

why is aisle spelt aisle?? surely it sould be iyl
(louise3512uk, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:52, archived)
# Then it might get confused
with the Iyl of Wyte
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:55, archived)