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# He has a family

Perhaps I can call them the Fuchsochs family.
Squigwat von Fuchsochs, Scroggins von Fuchsochs, and Troody von Fuchsochs.
(I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:25, archived)
# who live in fear
of his flipping out and killing every sock in the ROOM.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:25, archived)
# it looks like a cross
between a chess piece, a sock, and a condom.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:25, archived)
# The stuff dreams are made of.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyBadger, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:26, archived)
# chessockcock
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:26, archived)
# standard pronunciation of -ckc-
being?
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:29, archived)
# ch-ess-sock-ock
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:30, archived)
# a remarkably satisfying word to say
as it transpires
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:30, archived)
# ooooh
so it is
(DeviousMiscreant, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:32, archived)
# cookachoo
like the song
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:30, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! A good man, and thorough, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:26, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/2295125
(I helped save b3ta! A good man, and thorough, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:26, archived)
# chess is best played
on your chest with marker pens.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:27, archived)
# You're thinking of Cluedo,
surely
(I helped save b3ta! A good man, and thorough, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:28, archived)
# No,
he's thinking of prepping for surgery.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyBadger, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:29, archived)
# noughts and corpses
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:29, archived)
# Punnage!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyBadger, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:30, archived)
# INCOMING PUNS!
HIT THE DECKS!
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:31, archived)
# wicky wicky wah wah
wicky wicky wah wah west
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:32, archived)
# Jim West, desperado
I don't mean, no I don't mean nada.
Comin' this, six gunnin' this, that's right 'cause we're in the wild wild west...

(Wah wah west, we going to the wah wah west)

[Refrain]
(I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:36, archived)
# I often think of
prepping for surgery
(I helped save b3ta! A good man, and thorough, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:31, archived)
# whilst masturbating.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:32, archived)
# Before, during
and after.
(I helped save b3ta! A good man, and thorough, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:33, archived)
# You must be
the worst surgeon ever.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyBadger, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:33, archived)
# "doctor, the autoclave's finished, i'll just put the tools...
*squit*
..."i'll heat them again."
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:35, archived)
# Snort!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyBadger, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:35, archived)
# Yes, I have no paitence.
I hank you.
I'm here all week.
(I helped save b3ta! A good man, and thorough, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:35, archived)
# Yes,
we have no bananas.
(I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:39, archived)
# doesn't make a difference.
but i play cluedo with pieces of cardboard, fingerpainted with the word BUGGERY
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:29, archived)
# No
Connect the dots
(I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:29, archived)
# woo!
socks! :-)
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:26, archived)
# Is that the new Kinder Surprise toy?
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:28, archived)
# Thats a pantyhose
egg
(I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:29, archived)
# These are fantastic.
Very, very good.
groom, groom, groom
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:31, archived)