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# Insult Me!
Haha i forgot i created this a while ago, it generates insults, long ones, check it out at:

http://www.philprice.net/cgi-bin/insultweb.pl

you can even add words here: http://www.philprice.net/cgi-bin/addwords.pl

If you prefer telnet just telnet to philprice.net:16969 for the magic to happen.

PS If this randomly goes down and does not work mail me, and i'll run the server again :) ([email protected])
(I helped save b3ta! uberphil, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 3:34, archived)
# Meh
Fuck yourself you purple head tickling, pat butcher kissing, lesbian spitting, urinal masturbating, aeroplane fisting, scrotum abusing, schitzo rousing, hard on funking, old women rogering, hippo horse fucker!
(I helped save b3ta! uberphil, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 3:34, archived)
# my word, the filth
Fuck your mum you klingon marmite mining, goldfish shitting, fbi agent cannibalising, penis frisking, handbag theiving, rear randing, cunt vaulting, satan shafting, dawg scuttling, claustrophobic abducting, bicycle shafter
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 3:38, archived)
# my eyes! the goggles do nothing!
Fuck yourself you necrophiliac slapping, bell end hurdling, spunk stain licking, goldfish humping, claustrophobic worshipping, chicken popping, parent farting, pamela anderson handler!
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 3:39, archived)
# I once did
A version that generated spoken MP3s of the insults, using wav files of one of my old irc mates saying all the words then ti strung em togewther and encoded them. I have the code some where if people can pester me enough i'll try and install it online, but it will have to be on my works server, tee hee hee :)
(I helped save b3ta! uberphil, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 3:42, archived)
# You can find wav files of words in respectable American accents at
http://dictionary.msn.com
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 4:00, archived)
# Any chance of
linking it to a phone number? I smell revenue stream :)
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 4:04, archived)
# Can I add adjectives?
and will it subjugate my verbs?
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 4:05, archived)
# .
next you'll want conjugal rights!
(I helped save b3ta! pabulum, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 4:19, archived)