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# Two bloody hours this took me! This actually happened last night:)



EDIT: And I just realised it's my 2500th post!!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 0:40, archived)
# These badgers are great
at providing justice through amnesty.
(nospoon The Olympigs would have been more entertaining., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 0:43, archived)
# arf
I sell badgers for peace
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 0:44, archived)
# I buy them
then dress them up in little cute national costumes
and set them against each other accross a whole continent.

Futile really.
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 0:46, archived)
# just a bit
though it must be fun
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 0:48, archived)
# yeah
but some of the poetry they come up with is frankly rubbish
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 0:50, archived)
# I bet
if you were to put it to music, it would sell though

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 0:51, archived)
# thats how half man/half badger bernard cribbins
got a hit with Right Said Fred
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 0:52, archived)
# Ah that well known superband
Right said Cribbins
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 0:55, archived)
# Nope
Mr Cribbins' seminal 1962 release which became the inspiration to the thrusting baldy band

edit: but the supergroup sounds better
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:00, archived)
# is putting
Cribbins and 'seminal' in the same sentence a good idea? :)
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:05, archived)
# does he have
an injunction out as well?
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:05, archived)
# only if its a double-a
sided single...
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:15, archived)
# Oooooo
Well done. Proud moment etc etc.

Can I assume you don't know any sexy PVC clad badger sellers....

Life is full of letdowns isn't it....
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 0:49, archived)
# She is known to on occation.
The incident with the pvc cat suit was also very intresting (we're talking ears and tails here)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 0:51, archived)
# *rubs thighs*
a la Reeves.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 0:55, archived)
# It is if yer looking
for PVC clad badgers, which you obviously are, you pervert. Tchah. Kids these days. Etc.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 0:52, archived)
# Woo!
In celebration:

(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 0:55, archived)
# go on,
give her a shlap :)
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 0:59, archived)