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# What the butler saw (and heard)
What the butler saw (and heard)

A purely fictional image, any resemblance to anyone or any alleged incident is purely coincidental.
(cheesepump, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:19, archived)
# yeah in the real event
there was more bumming
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:20, archived)
# PRINCE CHARLES HAD SEX WITH ONE OF HIS MALE BUTLERS.
THIS IS ENTIRELY TRUE.

(I want this to get me taken to court, so that I have something interesting to blog)
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:21, archived)
# I think
that might be overstating it a wee bit.
(I helped save b3ta! coco, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:27, archived)
# aren't americans allowed to talk about it?
and if so, why aren't they talking?
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:31, archived)
# the italians
are talking a bout it, or so the news said earlier.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:32, archived)
# I've been wondering the same thing
though I suppose americans can still be sued for libel
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:34, archived)
# can't they just say what has reportedly happened?
what with freedom of the press and all?

I haven't seen a thing about it on tv news at all.

edit: and all google news points me to is UK papers
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:36, archived)
# I know
I don't understand
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:37, archived)
# because it isn't that interesting
prince charles had a bit of poo sex... well bully for him wish i had
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:34, archived)
# but
americans tend to obsess over the royals
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:36, archived)
# you can have them
if you want.
(vork and burlap, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:38, archived)
# I didn't say me
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:39, archived)
# We
don't care. Frankly, we always figured he was gay.
(I helped save b3ta! id10ts WTF happened, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 2:04, archived)
# odd,
as nobody in britain really cares.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:39, archived)
# it is strange
but we don't have anyone permanent to make fun of
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:40, archived)
# I was more
wondering what the fuck was going on.

I'm so used to hearing everything in explicit detail from multiple news sources with varying levels of shady unreliability.
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:42, archived)
# there was something posted earlier
he was accused of male raping a servant and was found by another servant in bed with a top male aide. Some newspaper was going to print these allegations, but the royal family just called up some judge and he stopped it.
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:44, archived)
# And yet
at the end of the day..... He's shacked up with Camilla. The servants are probably prettier...
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:47, archived)
# must be nice
(being able to say what gets printed, not getting caught with your pants down)
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:47, archived)
# Must have got the wrong end of the stick
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Mr Bolland, the Prince's former deputy private secretary, told the News of the World: "I was astonished at Sir Michael's question. I told him that the Prince was emphatically not gay or bisexual."
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news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/3254193.stm
(cheesepump, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:51, archived)
# my (male) best friend is rather fond of the phrase
"I'm not gay. I just love cock."
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:59, archived)
# I doubt it
popbitch sent it out on their newsletter and republic have it on their site

you're small fry
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:32, archived)
# damn.
urm...
I WAS THAT BUTLER.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:33, archived)
# I always thought
Camella looked rather like a man...
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 2:09, archived)
# heroes
david bowie

that reminds me
(vork and burlap, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:21, archived)
# And Nothing
Nothing er tum te tum together
(I helped save b3ta! High Lord Phanty, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:25, archived)
# yes
that one

*adds it to list of pointless songs to download*
(vork and burlap, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:39, archived)
# I'm downloading
Attilla the Stockbroker and watching Monkey Dust
(I helped save b3ta! High Lord Phanty, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:43, archived)
# I like they way
you put your web address on it, so the solicitors know where to send the court summons.
Titters.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:21, archived)
# it could be
the address of someone I don't like. what a stitch up! off with their head!
(cheesepump, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:23, archived)
# Somehow
I suspect not.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:24, archived)
# me and half the english speaking world
:-)
(cheesepump, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:26, archived)
# blimey, you must really hate them,
what with using up their bandwidth on b3ta too.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:26, archived)