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# I suggest.....
.. basting your mouse in......
1/2 cup apricot jam
1/4 cup dried apricot, chopped
1/4 cup white wine
1 tablespoon honey
1 teaspoon Worcestershire sauce

... Let me know if this works.....
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 3:58, archived)
# don't forget
to stick it up your arse
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 3:59, archived)
# Oh yes.......
.... how could I forget....

DON'T FORGET TO RAM IT UP YOUR PIPE......
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 4:00, archived)
# didn't work
so i went with berk instead..
(alexnessie \o/., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 4:02, archived)
# Good call.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 4:03, archived)
# check for perforations and wash you hands
carefully
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 4:04, archived)
# Perforations
/pedant
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 4:06, archived)
# what?
mwahahahahaha
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 4:12, archived)
# Ummmm.....
... basic spelling.... Never mind....
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 4:26, archived)
# i only pierce people
who ask
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 4:07, archived)
# I didn't know
he hadn't
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 4:12, archived)
# hehe
i didn't hear him ask, so i've not :-P
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 4:13, archived)