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# i've been taken to a little room
by security at an airport before - to have my laptop dusted for explosives.
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:12, archived)
# that sounds like a euphamism...
i've had that done too
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:14, archived)
# how much
explosive can you fit inside a floppy disk drive? then again, you could probably pack some in the gaps between the keys
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:16, archived)
# If you buy a box of non safety matches,
and carefully scrape the phosphor heads off into a powder, and then open up a floppy disk, spread superglue over the disc surface and sprinkle the powder evenly over the surface. Wait for it to dry and then glue the disc back together. Guaranteed to screw over disk drives :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:36, archived)
# i was taken to a little room in customs
and the guy was wearing rubber gloves. but fortunately it wasn't a full cavity affair.
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:23, archived)
# eek!
but then, you do look dangerous...
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:24, archived)
# hot like fire and hard like rocks
i'm a dangerous guy wearing dangerous socks
a broken lunch box and a bruised up knee
that's what you get when you mess with me
huh!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:29, archived)
# i is scared
i runs away.
with the bully bard,
i won't play!
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:36, archived)