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# How about a joke?
A sandwich walks into a pub. The landlord says 'oi, we don't serve food in here'.
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:15, archived)
# :)
two pieces of tarmac are enjoying a pint, when a piece of green tarmac walks in,

the two pieces of tarmac run to the toilet

the green tamac asks for and drinks a glass of water before leaving

the barman asks why they ran to the toilet

when one replies 'that green tarmac, he's a cycle path'

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:19, archived)
# haha!
i love that joke, never gets old
(DeviousMiscreant, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:20, archived)
# They're red round these parts.
An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. The landlord goes "'ere, is this some sort of joke?".

I shall stop now.
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:21, archived)
# love that one
why did the bloke call his no legged dog cigarette




cause everynight he liked to take it out for a drag
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:24, archived)
# Aardvark walks into a pub
"Not having a good day then?" inquires the bar tender.
"Yes it's my birthday" says the Aardvark.
"So why the long face?" quips the bar tender
"Fuck off you big nosed cunt!" retorts the Aarvark.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:22, archived)
# :)
a woman walks to the bar and ask the barman
"can I smell your cock"

the barman says "no"

the woman says
"ah then it must be your feet then"
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:25, archived)
# Hahahaha
I laughed out loudly at that one.
scribbled down the joke for future merriment.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:27, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
That's superb.
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:31, archived)