i'll make a picture for this:ginger cat clyde was fast asleep
his master set off with a silent creep
down to the pet stores having a swim
was a new pet fish waiting for him
paid four pound then travelled back home
where clyde the cat was waiting alone
'i have a new gift, a new friend to play'
clyde was excited and started to say,
'another cat, that's my fondest wish!'
but was surprised when he discovered the fish
'so mr fish, this is your last hour,
before for my dinner, it's you i'll devour'
and then at his belly, clyde started to poke
then the fish muttered, 'are you having a joke?
you hate the water, you'll never catch me
you're made for land, i'm made for sea
when you give it a try, you'll see i'm too fast
great stamina too, you'll never last'
fuming and angry, clyde lunged for the tank
jumped right in, and immedietly sank
'help me!' cried clyde 'help! get me out!'
his master was alerted by his loud booming shout
'silly cat' said his master 'leave fish alone'
he knew he was talking but could just here him moan
when his master left, clyde approached his new friend
'just you see, till your laughter i end'
hour after hour, day after day
clyde kept thinking of another way
to catch the fish and have it to eat
and then enjoy his enemy's defeat
behind the tank there lay a blue shade
to block the sun, his master had made
so clyde hid behind it, until fish came out
and then dunk his hand in and let out a shout,
but the fish ran away off down the street
and probably died in the blistering heat
(his master set off with a silent creep
down to the pet stores having a swim
was a new pet fish waiting for him
paid four pound then travelled back home
where clyde the cat was waiting alone
'i have a new gift, a new friend to play'
clyde was excited and started to say,
'another cat, that's my fondest wish!'
but was surprised when he discovered the fish
'so mr fish, this is your last hour,
before for my dinner, it's you i'll devour'
and then at his belly, clyde started to poke
then the fish muttered, 'are you having a joke?
you hate the water, you'll never catch me
you're made for land, i'm made for sea
when you give it a try, you'll see i'm too fast
great stamina too, you'll never last'
fuming and angry, clyde lunged for the tank
jumped right in, and immedietly sank
'help me!' cried clyde 'help! get me out!'
his master was alerted by his loud booming shout
'silly cat' said his master 'leave fish alone'
he knew he was talking but could just here him moan
when his master left, clyde approached his new friend
'just you see, till your laughter i end'
hour after hour, day after day
clyde kept thinking of another way
to catch the fish and have it to eat
and then enjoy his enemy's defeat
behind the tank there lay a blue shade
to block the sun, his master had made
so clyde hid behind it, until fish came out
and then dunk his hand in and let out a shout,
but the fish ran away off down the street
and probably died in the blistering heat
Sunshine Elephant,
Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:34,
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that's rather lovelybut a bit sad for the little fishie
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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way,
Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:36,
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